Enter The Writ Twits
Okay, this is oh so very cool. Donald Trump’s own personal attorney, Michael Cohen, is now under Congressional investigation.
Cohen says he declined their invitation to come talk to them, sooooo …
After Cohen rejected the congressional requests for cooperation, the Senate Select Intelligence Committee voted unanimously on Thursday to grant its chairman, Sen. Richard Burr of North Carolina, and ranking Democrat, Sen. Mark Warner of Virginia, blanket authority to issue subpoenas as they deem necessary.
Oooooh, that was a unanimous vote. That means Republicans also voted for it.
This couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Cohen is a jerk who loved to wave his law degree in the faces of reporters to intimidate them.
He was quoted in 2015 telling Daily Beast reporters, “I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know … So I’m warning you, tread very f—ing lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be f—ing disgusting.”
Honey, Honey, Cohen Honey, everything you do is pretty disgusting.
Cohen was mentioned in the unverified dossier prepared by a British intelligence agent during the 2016 election. That was disgusting, and he wasn’t even in the peeing part.