One of the great things about a small town beauty salon is that customers feel free to drop by and bring you gossip, breaking news, cookies, and jokes.

Our friend Richard did that just yesterday when he brought us a wonderful and amazing website for a guy running for Congress in Alpine, Texas.

“I love Brewster County, the biggest county in Texas, because it contains the Davis Mountains on the top, Big Bend National Park on the bottom, and miles and miles of perfectly delightful and proudly crazy folks in between,” Juanita smiles.

There’s a doctor, no seriously, a certified medical doctor, who is running for Congress in a courageous attempt to make Dr. Ron Paul look sane.

The Texas 23rd Congressional District is one of the largest districts in America and is now held by Democrat Ciro Rodriguez.  Ciro is a pretty good guy and a darn good chili chef.  That’s hard to beat anywhere in Texas.

Thankfully, his opponent blasts the top off the What-The-Hell-Is-He-Talking-About Meter.

It’s Wackorama over here.  I need to warn you to turn down the sound before you click the button.  Used car salesmen and crazy politicians use the same volume knob.

Please don’t miss the one where he puts underwear on his head.   If you miss that, you will never truly understand Texas politics.

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