August 01, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
That is almost too real.
1Are we sure it’s not?
2I feel a sudden wave of nausea overcoming me.
3Considering everything Donnie has dorked up and befouled beyond repair, it is astounding in that sea of incompetency and colossally bad choices, Donnie managed to pull off one hell of an insurance policy against impeachment, Mike Pence. Blind. Squirrel. Nut…
4Hope this is not prelude to a real life “Handmaid’s Tale” coming here. Can I hope he gets caught up in the corrupt Russia interference thing and ousted?
5I laughed. My cats laughed. My two tiny dogs did not.
6We now know who the joyful leaker is!
7Yup. That’s our boy. He’s already been caught in lies beginning with Flynn. His perfectly paranoid Prissy Pussy Pency ass needs to go too.
8He just confirmed he is nuttier than POTUS, and that takes doing. He needs to go down with the rest of the lying scumbags. quick.
9Well, crap, I clicked on the attractive body builder link hoping for some beefcake, but just got more Veep.
10treehugger, I feel your pain. I’ve been click baited three times today with the headline lead “Sanders.” Thinking it might be Senator Sanders with some fine trolling of the snacilbupeR over health care or tax reform, I launched headfirst down the Gish gallop gas lit rabbit hole. Ouch. My eyes and ears. The articles included pictures and video.
The articles were about her and the crime family for whom she speaks. Sarah. Sarah Suckabee Sandbag yapping about Donnie and Dimwit Jr.
Forget the popcorn. We’ll need buckets of promethazine to watch this 3 ring sideshow of an administration.
11Most disturbing to me is the order to kill tiny dogs. Some nutjob is gonna take this crap seriously. This was not something I’ve heard before. What the heck is wrong with little doggies?
12Yikes- I was totally buying this for about the first 35 seconds.
13Here’s a quick story from Rolling Stone mag!
While Mike Pence was governor, his relationship with the Democratic minority in the legislature was crap. Someone on his staff suggested having the Democratic leaders over to the governor’s mansion for dinner. The table was set for 20, but there were only around seven in attendance. One unlucky legislator stuck next to Pence tried to make conversation, but found even at dinner she couldn’t shift Pence off his talking points. Gov. Pence shouted to his wife, Karen, his closest adviser, at the other end of the table.
“Mother, Mother, who prepared our meal this evening?”
The legislators looked at one another, speaking with their eyes: He just called his wife “Mother.”
Maybe it was a joke, the legislator reasoned. But a few minutes later, Pence shouted again.
“Mother, Mother, whose china are we eating on?”
Mother Pence went on a long discourse about where the china was from. A little later, the legislators stumbled out, wondering what was weirder: Pence’s inability to make conversation, or calling his wife “Mother” in the second decade of the 21st century.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/the-radical-crusade-of-mike-pence-w462223
14Double-checked my two small elderly pups. They’re sleeping peacefully within reach. That’s one disturbing link on more than just the small elderly pup level.
15I stopped breathing, and not in an epiphany-type good way.
16Fred Farklestone, thank you. Excellent article on Mikey Dense. Highly recommend everyone open Fred’s link to read the entire article.
With Donnie chumming the waters with his own family of st00pid, Mikey Dense has been allowed to snorkel free with minimum media scrutiny. It’s time we light up the Twitter ‘Verse and blogosphere with the truth about Mikey.
If your time is limited, then enjoy what Samantha Bee told us about Mikey back when he was merely a running mate. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/samantha-bee-takes-down-mike-pence_us_578db0e7e4b0fa896c3fcc90
17He was the one who bought Flynn’s bag of lies despite being advised by others as to Flynn’s honesty. That does it for me. And frankly I know that calling your wife mother int he 21st century sounds truly odd, I really don’t care what he calls her in private or in public. Just get them all out of reach of the White House!
18I’m guessing this is a spoof site, not really something Pence minions created. Hope so anyway because otherwise li’l Mikey needs to be relocated to a rubber walled room. Upper left hand corner has what looks like a campaign bumper sticker for the “Pence/Christ” ticket.
Has anyone advised the late JC that he is Pence’s running mate?
19Scary, if true.
@Bob Boland
See http://wa-com.com/officialmikepence.com
See http://ip-www.net/52.216.227.138
20Oh, come on. If you think this is real, go to the “what I ate” section.
Dinner
2 lbs Loose Turkey (extra non-spicy)
4 Deep Fried Corn Balls
1/2 Turkey Sandwich – american cheese, coleslaw, mustard and relish
Corn Seltzer
Late Night Snack
Ketchup Popsicle
21OK, you got me. I was having a WTF moment until my snark detector kicked in. Funny shyte.
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