I guess by now most of you are semi-familiar with Texas Republican Congressman Dan Crenshaw.  The only thing you probably know is that he’s the guy with an eye patch from a war injury while he was a Navy SEAL.

You don’t know him for doing or saying anything while in congress because he doesn’t do diddle squat and says even less. He called the peaceful demonstration in front of the White House “a riot” and said it had to stop immediately. That’s all. He was overly concerned about a man’s death or even police tactics but the resulting riots were a national disgrace. He was not picked as a SEAL for his intelligence.

Anyway, the reason we’re going to take about him today is that the FEC wanted to know why Dan spent a large sum of money for “artwork” for his office.

The address listed is a Houston law firm but there’s no lawyer named “Turren” working there.

Hummmmmm….

Through the magic of modern Googleism, we were able to find artiste Kenneth Turren.

Yes, he will paint your family with Christ, and even make Christ look a little stoned.

I wanna see what Dan bought and see how he explains the check to the law firm.