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Juanita is just a tad concerned.

It seems that Texas law is requiring a lingerie store in San Antonio to get a food permit because they sell edible underwear.  No, I am not kidding.

Although she is not certain which food group edible underwear falls into, Juanita is almost positive that it does meet standards for a balanced diet.  You know, food, fun, and underwear.

“I am concerned that the health department will show up here because we chew the fat,” Juanita says, “and I’ve never gotten the proper permit for that.  And, sometimes we drink it all in when I do an especially nice job on a updo, and I’m sure there’s a permit required for that.”

The owner says —

Benitez rebuked the health departments claim, saying “Everything in the box says ‘novelty item’ only… It’s not something you sit down and actually eat.

“I think that every now and then, someone with a pencil, a pad, and the ability to make your life miserable gets carried away” Juanita says.