I have not shopped at JC Penny since I was in junior high school, but I am marching my butt to JC Penny’s this weekend and spending some damn money. I hope they have shiny stuff.

The One Million Moms organization, an extension of the American Family Association, called on members to urge the company to rethink their decision. “Funny that J.C. Penney thinks hiring an open homosexual spokesperson will help their business when most of their customers are traditional families,” reads the call to action on the group’s website. “The majority of J.C. Penney shoppers will be offended and choose to no longer shop there.”

And do you want to know what JC Penny said?

In an emailed statement to Yahoo Shine, J.C. Penney confirmed it “stands behind its partnership with Ellen DeGeneres.”

I think that translates, “Kiss my hiney, you hateful ole small minded floozies.”

If you don’t live near a JC Pennys, you can order online.

And, hey, they do have shiny stuff.