April 24, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
They sure don’t get irony, do they?
1I would so much rather see a beautiful live tiger standing by a Ted Cruz rug.
Not that anyone would want a Cruz rug in their home. I mean, would you want that ugly mug grinning up at you?
2@LynnN – concur.
3Let us hope that the two critters in black are the next extinct species.
4This is what the GOP considers presidential material? Everyone who isn’t a RWNJ, register and VOTE. Every general, every primary, every year. Take back our democracy, so we can move the country forward!
5I would prefer to see them on two knees. It is humility they need more than anything else.
6All hail the tiger! The world is better for their existence in it than it is with those other two.
7LynnN: I would rather see the tiger ripping Cruz a new one. Forget the Cruz rug…neither decorative nor comfortable to walk on.
8With apologies to William Blake:
Teddy, Teddy, burning bright
In the cesspool of the Right,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy depthless idiocy?
From what distant lord of hell
Comes the fire of thy zeal?
On what drugs did he aspire
To create your baleful ire?
And what shoulder, wracked with pain,
Did twist the sinews of thy brain?
And what grinning demon’s fart
Exists where you should have a heart?
What infernal chemistry
Left chancres where your soul should be?
And what dark magic did confer
The lust and pride of Lucifer?
When the gibbering right wing hordes
Beat their plowshares into swords,
Will you smile, your work to see:
The deathknell of democracy?
Teddy, Teddy, burning bright
9In the cesspool of the Right,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy depthless idiocy?
Could they be more clueless?
10JJ’s Mama doesn’t want me to say what I’d like to do to those smirking jackwagons. They have no respect for life and do not deserve to live, and I am perfectly serious.
11That photo is obscene.
12Bravo, daChipster.
13We’d all go blind if that were a bare nekkid Cruz skin rug lying there … with his McCarthyesque smirk, with his Michelle Bachmann crazy eyes gleaming marblelike up at you and his bare butt reflecting the overhead lights!
Boggles the mind to even contemplate such a sight!! Ugh … now it’s time to go fix lunch!!
14Nice job, daChip. Very nice.
15Bravo, daChipster!
16DaChipster: Two thumbs WAY up! Brilliant.
17daChipster, I think you’re getting a standing ovation today. Thank you.
18Teddy, Teddy, burning dim.
19Your brain is rather slim.
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy utter stupidity?
Isn’t there a Federal AND International ban on tiger skins and by-products. Unfortunately for the tiger-his hide is valuable to someone,somewhere. Unfortunately for us-Cruz is not. On the bright side,dried Cruz penis could be sold to wingnut woman as an aphrodisiac and soon they all be knocked up with ugly little wingnut fetii and there would be a clamor for free abortion on demand. You thought the Mississippi Squirrel Revival was a scandal for the ages.
20Kismet demands that tiger chew a meatloaf or two off both offending,puny,human beings. Tigers chew darker meat in the Sunderbans with monotonous frequency. Perhaps a change to white meat might improve its disposition. I know it would improve mine.
21This truly is despicable. On Earth Day, yet.
Thanks, daChipster — brilliant, as usual!
22If either of those cretins had the courage of their convictions, they would go mano a mano with the beast.
As for me, I’m just praying for their convictions.
daChipster! Brilliant!
23Anyone else think that rug is more fake than the one on Rand Paul’s head? Not saying that the dumb and dumber kneeling on it are not sufficiently stupid to purchase an illegal hide. Just hoping a tiger wasn’t sacrificed so these phony safari ‘men’ of the wild could have their very own Sarah Palin fake look at me hunt moment.
Las Vegas is too much for the RNC. Maybe Dick Cheney will be a sport and host the Republicans at his ranch. Top donors, fund raisers and all candidates win a chance to hunt with Dick.
24How about a Trump rug? Orange shag, anyone?
25Aggieland liz, you nailed it. It’s a Trump rug with stripes of the Flux Noise bubble headed bleach blonds staining it with their dye jobs. The GOP isn’t re-branding, it’s repainting itself with toxic sludge from the Koch’s. Or, is that Duke Energy coal ash?
26You have to wonder how these guys celebrate Mothers’ Day.
27Lynn: probably by effing them.
28Dumb and Dumber
29This photo made me incredibly angry and sad. I guess I’ll just have to bide my time until Karma catches up with these two turds of misery. Dear Karma, it would be OK if you locked the turds in an elevator with a couple of angry lions. Or tigers. Or bears. Oh, my.
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