Dynasty Unchained
George P Bush, son of Jeb, grandchild of George, and nephew of W, got on I-10 out of Florida one morning and drove until he could find a place to run for office.
He ran out of gas on God’s side of the Sabine River, which was probably not all that plea
sing to God or to me.
He figures it’s his right to hold public office and get rich off of it. As drunken, insane cowboy poet Hank Williams, Jr. says, “it’s a family tradition.”
So, he snorted around Austin to find which job would be easiest to win and came up with Land Commissioner because there’s going to Musical Public Office Chairs in Texas in two years and Land Commission is up for grabs.
In Texas the Land Commissioner doesn’t have much to do with land, kinda like Railroad Commissioner doesn’t have anything to do with railroads. They just had to give the jobs those titles because Head of Public Kickbacks and Corruption doesn’t fit nicely on an office door.
Land Commissioner manages the Permanent Schools Fund, which pays for public education. The job also includes Veteran’s affairs. Now, ponder on this. Do you want a man who doesn’t believe in public education to manage the money for public education? And while he is a veteran, I seriously doubt he truly understands veterans who come home and can’t find a job.
So, second generation screw-up George P gives an interview to the Dallas Morning News. Throughout the interview he refers to himself as “we.”
That scares me because I do not know who “we” are but I’m real afraid that this sentence tell me.
“It’s much like starting a business,” Bush said, “and having people who have been there and done it and run statewide, it’s definitely been helpful.”
Yep. A family business.
A family business, like the mafia
1He’s like a new-born puppy trying to find a place to suckle. The trouble is that he is never going to be weaned.
2My Bubba got an email from him, asking for money. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
3I thought “Dynasty” took place in Denver.
4So he’s going to make Texas an offer they can’t refuse.
5It’s creepy. A grown man should not be using we.
6He can’t make up his own mind?
Methinks we need one of those plug-in gadgets that repel rodents and bugs, only this one would repel dynastic wingnuts. Texas would be an ideal place to test it. I have this mental image of Gohmert, all the Bushies and other assorted vermin fleeing the state.
7You have all my sympathy. However, now that you have that squirrel caged, put a lock on it and don’t let him out of your state. The rest of us have enough rockheads of our own.
8Mark Twain said the only people that had the right to use “we” were royalty, newspaper editors, pregnant women, and people with tapeworm.
9We can guess which category he thinks he belongs in.
Can’t these marginal personalities find another state to embarrass themselves in?
10Good grief, every generation looks more moronic.
11If, after giving us W and Loonie Louie and Gov. Goodhair and all their imitators, Texas manages to give us Pee as well, we will have to consider deporting Texas back to Mexico.
12Diane, that would be the royal “we.” Shows just how accurate the title of this piece is.
So who’s going to be running against this clod? Does anyone seem willing and able? Needs all the support we can give.
13Is he a vet like W was a vet?
14Well, at least George P. seems to have turned out a bit better than his bro and sis. All three have had some legal scrapes. Noelle apparently successfully completed length drug rehab after a couple arrests 10 years ago involving prescription drugs and cocaine. Brother Jebby made a name for himself in Austin in 2005 when he was charged with public intoxication and resisting arrest. He was only 16 in 2000 but displayed some sexual precocity in a Tallahassee parking lot, when he was caught in a Jeep Cherokee with fogged up windows, doing a pants-free lap dance with a 17-year-old female companion.
George P’s record is a bit more pedestrian. In 1994, Metro-Dade police nabbed him at 4 a.m. on New Year’s Eve. Breaking into a former girlfriend’s window in Miami.
It’s all published info in police reports and news stories available online.
15The rest of the story….
“George P. Bush might be a hunkalicious young Republican, but he still seems a bit creepy. So TSG wasn’t too surprised to learn that “P” was involved ina troubling 1994 incident described in this Metro-Dade Police Department report. On December 31, 1994, Bushs howed up at 4 AM at the Miami home of a former girlfriend. He proceeded to break into the house via the woman’s bedroom window, and then began arguing with his ex’s father. Bush, then a Rice University student, soon fled the scene. But he returned 20 minutes later to drive his Ford Explorer across the home’s front lawn, leaving wide swaths of burned grass in his wake. Young Bush avoided arrest when the victims declined to press charges. (3 pages- Smoking Gun)”
And…
He later enlisted in the Naval Reserve and was attached to Naval Intelligence. Yes indeed, he passed security clearance for Naval Intelligence just like our kids would.
See it doesn’t matter that the family declined to press charges when being vetted for clearance. Those folks take character issues into account.
The Bush Family Motto should be:
“Nos vello tangite”
(We Pull Strings)
16I’m too old to move, but this could be it. New Mexico is my only option, as I see it, without going from the frying pan to the proverbial fire. Couldn’t afford to move further on shrinking SS. How this does just continue to ruin my day?
17Holy Jeebus no more Bushes. Reading about his little contretemps with the Miami police, one thinks they really do think “we are entitled to whatever we want”. Spoiled little rich kid. Keep him away from public office; we are still having to deal with the mess his stupid uncle left us.
18What part of “we hate your guts” don’t these Bush people understand? Apparently, we’re either not saying it loudly enough (likely) or their big entitled heads are in a place where the sound is a bit muffled (even more likely).
19Please don’t even think about giving Texas back to Mexico. They had enough trouble after cleaning out all those carpetbagging politicians and grifters holed up in the Alamo.
20Is George P. really a vet? Didn’t he serve just 6 months aboard a navy ship just so he could say that he served in the military?
21I trust that if he runs for land commissioner, he will follow in the footsteps of Richard A.C. Greene and promise to fearlessly commission the land.
22Didn’t his momma get in trouble with the law for trying to bring in stuff duty free?
IIRC, she got into trouble with customs when Jeb was governor. Said she was trying to hide her purchases from her hubby.
IOKIYAAR
23“I do not like thee Georgie Pee
I did not like George One or Two
And that you’re three just makes me see
I know I also won’t like you.”
We need a very strong candidate to run against him, preferably homegrown Hispanic (since he’s going to play that card–deny him that card.) If no homegrown Hispanic wants to run for whatever race Pee is running for, then a very strong liberal with a good record with Hispanic voters.
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