Dumb With a Cherry on Top
Okay, guys, we have scientific proof that dumb knows no bounds.
Sharyl Attkisson, which looks like a typo but isn’t, used to be a reporter for CBS News, but she resigned. She wrote a book after claiming that her computer had been hacked in retaliation for her stories on … wait for it … Benghazi.
Yeah, “the government” hacked her computer just to harass her into stopping her world-shattering investigation into Benghazi. Think of it this way: it’s a conspiracy on top of a conspiracy to stop a conspiracy. Oh hell, throw in another conspiracy and a stuck backspace key.
Yeah, the backspace key.
Come to find out, after she posted a live movie of her computer being hacked, she has a stuck backspace key.
Bless her heart. I’m pretty darn certain that her stuck backspace key will be the next conspiracy.
Computer security experts who reviewed the video suggested to Media Matters that it seemed to show the results of a stuck backspace key rather than hacking, and said the government and other sophisticated hacking enterprises were unlikely to use such methods.
Now, let me make Sharyl’s head hurt. The government is pretty good at this hacking stuff. If they hack your computer you will never know it. So, if your computer has no signs of being hacked, you are probably being hacked by the government.
Sleep tight, Honey.
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
Just yesterday a man I sit next to at the voting station I’m supervising told me about this, and he believed it was the ‘government’.
1OK, who’s gonna tell Sharyl about the secret government implant her Obamacare paid OB/GYN installed at her last appointment?
Boo!
2Things That Suck Worse Than Ebola: Sharyl Attkisson
3worse yet, her video shows she’s lying.
4http://crooksandliars.com/2014/10/busted-sharyl-attkissons-hacked-video
Talking to conspiracy nuts is pointless– everything you say just is, or becomes, part of the conspiracy. It’s like those people who see Jesus’ face on a bridge abutment or a tortilla. Our brains try to see patterns that aren’t there, and most of us have the sense to override.
5Shot herself in the foot with this one. She’s evidently too stupid to realize her video shows a TV program in the background – and the episode on the TV first aired well after she made the charges against the Feds. Crap, lady! If you’re going to make up a fake video, at least do it right!
6I disagree with Mike – it seems obvious that the government hacked her radio and played a pre-recorded version of Dancing With the Stars:
As Ms. Attkisson is a conservative, it is impossible for her to lie. If what she says is contradicted by the facts – it is the facts which are lying, due to their known anti-conservative bias.
7Repubanon -7
I’m trying to decide which is worse to deal with. Those lying facts….. or
that stuck back space key. 🙂
8Poor woman, she didn’t even get her 15 minutes of fame.
9Yee gawds, Sharyl! If this is what you do when you are frustrated and shown to be a two bit grifter to boot, what do you do when:
101.)You are downright genuinely legitimately angry and have a probable fact in your hand;
2.)You watch any one of millions of kitten videos.
good grief. WEll, there’s always a way to publish any book if you want to badly enough.
11A stuck backspace key is the worst.
I was hacked by the KGB AND the NSA on the same day. And the stuck backspace key was the worst. Except for the time someone pried the i key off my keyboard. Now that was the WORST.
Stuck backspace key. PFFFT.
12Maybe during some (or all) of those 1999 B-52 missions she flew when she was the embedded “journalist” she was deprived of oxygen, accidentally. Not enough to kill her body, just her brain.
13How do you make a movie of a computer being hacked?
14BTW,
If she had a bluetooth mouse and keyboard, she could create this phenomenon (including the sounds of the mouse clicks in the recording).
Just saying…
15BTW,
Having witnessed a hacking demonstration first hand, it should be silent…
Just saying, still…
16This was her pre-employment literacy and incompetency test to work for Fake Noize and she passed with flying colors.
17How in the world did Obama time travel (is it backward or forward) to hack this woman’s computer?
You can’t take your eyes off that guy. If he’s not causing CIA gun running outposts to be overrun, he’s time traveling to mess with some CBS reporter’s computer.
What will he do next? Stay tuned because I’m sure we’ll be hearing about it from FAUX Snooze.
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