Dumb With a Cherry on Top
Okay, guys, we have scientific proof that dumb knows no bounds.
Sharyl Attkisson, which looks like a typo but isn’t, used to be a reporter for CBS News, but she resigned. She wrote a book after claiming that her computer had been hacked in retaliation for her stories on … wait for it … Benghazi.
Yeah, “the government” hacked her computer just to harass her into stopping her world-shattering investigation into Benghazi. Think of it this way: it’s a conspiracy on top of a conspiracy to stop a conspiracy. Oh hell, throw in another conspiracy and a stuck backspace key.
Yeah, the backspace key.
Come to find out, after she posted a live movie of her computer being hacked, she has a stuck backspace key.
Bless her heart. I’m pretty darn certain that her stuck backspace key will be the next conspiracy.
Computer security experts who reviewed the video suggested to Media Matters that it seemed to show the results of a stuck backspace key rather than hacking, and said the government and other sophisticated hacking enterprises were unlikely to use such methods.
Now, let me make Sharyl’s head hurt. The government is pretty good at this hacking stuff. If they hack your computer you will never know it. So, if your computer has no signs of being hacked, you are probably being hacked by the government.
Sleep tight, Honey.
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.