Dude, We Have Bigger Ones
I think we have an answer to the question “Does gun powder blowback cause stoopid?”
Larry Pratt, the executive director emeritus of Gun Owners of America, said on his “Gun Owners News Hour” radio program this weekend that if a Democrat wins the White House and the Supreme Court starts issuing decisions in favor of gun regulations, conservatives may turn to the “bullet box” to rectify the situation.
Larry, Honey, here in the UNITED States of America, we have bigger guns than you do. I know that you get giant kickbacks from gun manufactures to scare the literal poop outta people who are completely full of poop and want nothing more than being allowed to shoot up their neighborhoods, but shuddup, Larry.
Larry, Babe, the Bundy Boys are in jail and whining that they can’t get private internet connections or Little Debbie Cupcakes with creamy white stuff in the middle.
I can’t help but notice, Larry, that you never served in the military of this country. So tootle on down to the Marine enlistment headquarters and get over yourself, you goofy old fart.
Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.
Larry looks a little old to be on a recruiting poster. Bet he’s a natural on one of those little Rascal scooters flying his Gadsden flag. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/e3/54/be/e354be73833253b9b75204216ddd5a4b.jpg
The cast of “Kinky Boots” with Cyndi Lauper and Harvey Fierstein have two words for Larry: “Just Pee”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APeAXKmkVcI
1Rachel Maddow has been over this ground with pols from iowa and Nevada. Here is Nevada loose nut wingnut Sharon Angle talking about her 2nd amendment remedies.
http://www.msnbc.com/hardball/the-expressed-views-sharron-angle
I’m not bothering with joni baloney ernst video.
2Hey, Larry: keep talking that treason, you old fart; you need to read up on the Constitution of the United States.
3I think he will shoot himself in the foot. Maybe he just did.
4New rule as of last year- no one is allowed to shoot self in foot before that foot has been inserted in shooter’s pie hole. That oughta fix ’em.
5Yisit that old farts like this can’t wait to resort to threats of armed insurrection when they don’t get their way! Here’s a good topic for a PhD – does arrested development result in regression to needy baby-greedy baby?
6This gun-manufacturer shill needs to understand something: If we aren’t scared enough to “need” a firearm, we aren’t going to go along with meaningless threats. We don’t fall into the foetal position at threats from terrorists or from wahabi-wannabes in foreign lands.
To put this into a different context: At the time of the writing of the Constitution of the US, transportation was by horse or on foot. The signers likely never anticipated vehicles that could move 5-10 times faster that could kill a crowd of people if mishandled. No one is trying to take away the ability to drive as long as you stay within the law, and trying to recklessly drive a monster truck in a crowded urban environment likely won’t be allowed by the people that live there.
The second amendment doesn’t included a right to intimidate or bully.
7e platypus onion, you forgot the shame of Nevada District 16 and Bundy Welfare Moocher poster girl, Michele Fiore.
http://www.alsfirearmsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Navada-Michele-Fiore.jpg
And, no discussion of the harebrained and cross hairs is complete without $carah the Wasilla Fright Wig model.
http://www.mcwetboy.net/maproom/images/crosshairs_tucson.jpg
8I do believe that gun powder blowback causes stoopid.
I also believe that stoopid causes gun powder blowback.
It’s a never-ending downward spiral.
9Well said, Old Fart, proving again that some of the best farts are old.
10Is he going to stage a putsch? Or will it be a coup? More likely, a combination of the two known as a poup?
11epo, it’s tricky to shoot yourself in the foot when the foot is inserted in your piehole, considering where the head already is inserted. But keep going, Larry, I bet you can do it!
Man, I am tired of these “If I don’t get my way I’m gonna shoot the place up!” whiny babies.
12There’s a certain perverse logic to this statement if you look at it as a “get out the vote” move. Knowing that the GOP is skating on thin ice, the best tactic is to get as many of your loyal base to show up on election day. Although only a few of the gun rights crowd (i.e. Ted Nugent and acolytes) would actually be stupid enough to pull a Bundy and expect to get away with it, the call to arms could get them to the polls.
13Dear Larry Pratt –
14I noticed, and wanted to ask, is there a reason you didn’t suggest conservatives turn to the “brain box” to rectify the situation?
Larry is a terrorist. At the very least, put him on the no-fly list.
15a reason you didn’t suggest conservatives turn to the “brain box” to rectify the situation?
Perhaps because he knows he (and his followers) has something in the bullet box. And knows that he has nothing in the brain box. Just a thought.
16This guy is no different from any ISIS or Taliban recruiter. He is advocating the murder of people duly elected by a MAJORITY of the voters. This guy needs to shut up.
17It’s too bad this guy isn’t trying to get elected to some post somewhere. His “bullet box” would probably do him the same favors Sharon Angle’s “second amendment remedies” did for her.
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