Dude, We Have Bigger Ones
I think we have an answer to the question “Does gun powder blowback cause stoopid?”
Larry Pratt, the executive director emeritus of Gun Owners of America, said on his “Gun Owners News Hour” radio program this weekend that if a Democrat wins the White House and the Supreme Court starts issuing decisions in favor of gun regulations, conservatives may turn to the “bullet box” to rectify the situation.
Larry, Honey, here in the UNITED States of America, we have bigger guns than you do. I know that you get giant kickbacks from gun manufactures to scare the literal poop outta people who are completely full of poop and want nothing more than being allowed to shoot up their neighborhoods, but shuddup, Larry.
Larry, Babe, the Bundy Boys are in jail and whining that they can’t get private internet connections or Little Debbie Cupcakes with creamy white stuff in the middle.
I can’t help but notice, Larry, that you never served in the military of this country. So tootle on down to the Marine enlistment headquarters and get over yourself, you goofy old fart.
Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.