Don’t Sass A Woman
There’s this guy named Richard Michetti, who decided that while he was inside the capitol of the United States of America committing insurrection would be a great time to show his ex-girlfriend live pictures of the event and a blow by blow description. Just to kick it up to a total ten on the jerk-o-meter, he texted her …
“If you can’t see the election was stolen you’re a moron,” Michetti wrote in a text to the woman, according to court documents.
The woman, who is unnamed, waited until the next morning to call the FBI. Just FYI, waiting until the next morning brought her down from a rare and perfect ten to a lesser but solid 9 on the bitch-o-meter.
Michetti, who lives in Ridley Park, Pa., has now been charged with knowingly entering a restricted building, violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, and obstruction of Congress. If convicted, Michetti, who was arraigned Tuesday in federal court in Philadelphia, faces up to 20 years in prison, reported the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Nice.
Nah. She merits a !0. Don’t forget that nobody really understood what was happening or what crimes might be committed that afternoon. This is particularly true when you remember that there were no wholesale arrests at the time,as would be expected normally. So, she waited until the next day to contact the FBI. Good on her.
1Hell hath no fury. . .
2I hope she develops better taste in boyfriends, quickly.
ROFL The social media platforms that brought all those morons together will now be used to prosecute them. Did they learn nothing from their twice impeached “dear leader”? He’s individual 1 and example #1 of the trouble one’s fat fingers can rain upon one via the aired grievance/self confession route on social media. “Delete” does not mean what they think it means for certain.
3Here, let me paraphrase for Richard Manchester:
If you can’t see that knowingly entering a restricted building, violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, and obstruction of Congress is a crime, you’re a moron.
That’s better.
4… Richard Michetti…
5(damn autocorrect)
“The wheels of karma bitch justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.”
6Interesting Terry Gross episode today. Incognito journalist guest followed the crowd into the Capitol, smartphone videoing, like everyone else. His videos are now evidence (which he has mixed feelings about wrt journalistic neutrality.)
Anyway, trump told the crowd he’d march with them, and of course he didn’t. But the journalist said that the other speakers and organization leaders stayed behind too- Leaving the foot soldiers to finally realize the old saying,
“If ya can’t see the con, then you’re the mark.”
7Clarification on #7- last two sentences are not the journalist’s quotes.
8Sooo. The phrase sack-a-hammers comes to mind. Let’s recap. He texted his ex-girlfriend. The person who’s no longer in a relationship with him. That one. A day in advance to give her a heads up. And several times during the “fun”. With video. FROM THE ROTUNDA. And texted bragging about teargas and paintballs. To the person who just might. possibly. maaayybe have come to the conclusion that she hates his guys.
9And calls HER a moron if she doesn’t see what a great thing he’s taking part in.
Did I mention that there was video involved?
Check.
In the past, I’ve been the guy who tries to make the case that not all magas are stupid. That many really are highly intelligent people who choose to believe crazy crap for lots of different reasons. Willfully ignorant. yada yada yada. But that writing them all off as stupid is dangerously underestimating them. And I know that with a lot of them that’s still true.
But holy shit, this knuckle dragging dumbf*ck does NOT make that any easier.
SNL oughta have a field day with this genius.
Guts. Not guys. Guts.
10waiting until the next morning brought her down from a rare and perfect ten to a lesser but solid 9 on the bitch-o-meter.
11Getting even is a fine art. Waiting ’til the next morning is a great touch.
Another great MAGA moment:
“A man sent his girlfriend’s brother a selfie while storming the Capitol, officials say. The brother is a federal agent.”
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