Don’t Sass A Woman
There’s this guy named Richard Michetti, who decided that while he was inside the capitol of the United States of America committing insurrection would be a great time to show his ex-girlfriend live pictures of the event and a blow by blow description. Just to kick it up to a total ten on the jerk-o-meter, he texted her …
“If you can’t see the election was stolen you’re a moron,” Michetti wrote in a text to the woman, according to court documents.
The woman, who is unnamed, waited until the next morning to call the FBI. Just FYI, waiting until the next morning brought her down from a rare and perfect ten to a lesser but solid 9 on the bitch-o-meter.
Michetti, who lives in Ridley Park, Pa., has now been charged with knowingly entering a restricted building, violent entry and disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds, and obstruction of Congress. If convicted, Michetti, who was arraigned Tuesday in federal court in Philadelphia, faces up to 20 years in prison, reported the Philadelphia Inquirer.
Nice.