Dog, My Governor is an Idiot

June 15, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

A freekin’ total idiot.

Thanks to Alacrity Fitzhughe for the heads up.

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  1. Charles Phillips says:

    He’s sounding more like Little George every day. It’s a secret plan by republicans to dumb-down the dialog to the point that anyone making sense, doesn’t make sense.

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  2. The Faith and Freedom Coalition “Road to Majority”. We are all in trouble if that ever occurs.

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  3. Bo Leeyeau says:

    The beauty is Perry was a Democrat when Reagan was the prez.

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  4. maryelle says:

    This man is impervious to his own stupidity.
    If only his supporters could recognize theirs.

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  5. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Lebanon is in Pennsylvania right?

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  6. “…liberals know so much that isn’t so.” Rick Perry
    “… our administration won’t make one phone call to save our men and women in a embassy in Lebanon.” Rick Perry
    Nice he could fit all that in the same speech.

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  7. Aggieland liz says:

    They don’t teach geography as a core curriculum item at my alma mater…many of the people who attend TAMU regard the world outside of Texas, and certainly outside the USofA with hostility and suspicion anyway – why the heck would they want to waste time and tuition learning about it? Of course, I’ve known parakeets with more in their little feathered heads than pretty Ricky has! Judas what a moron!

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  8. There is a Lebanon in Ohio, Tennessee, Pennsylvania, Missouri, Indiana, Oregon, Illinois, New Hampshire, Wisconsin, Michigan and various Townships and such … no wonder Wonderhair Perry is so confused … he doesn’t know if he’s afoot or on a camel!!

    He is a total moron!!

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  9. RepubAnon says:

    Maybe he was talking about the Marine barracks in Lebanon – the one that got blown up during the Reagan presidency…

    Yeah, those smarty-pants liberals know so much that isn’t true, like 2+2=4, Benghazi being in Libya, and … er… the other thing.

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  10. Gov. Ricky Bobby Perry has been doing this so long, you should be running a pool for when he drops the next one.

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  11. Marge Wood says:

    He really needs a tutor. But we really don’t want him to have one.

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  12. Wanna really scare Little Ricky? Tell him Syria is in Virginia!

    Well, hey! It’s the truth! Its about a 2 hour drive away from my house. They have the best all you can eat buffet and you can ride horses there!

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  13. Perry doesn’t even have to open his mouth; the stupid just oozes out.

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  14. Goodhair like LooneyLouie are equally moronnic imbeciles…someone please save Texas now.

    to make themselves more ridiculous.

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  15. Well, this typin’ on my new phone needs work. Sorry.

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  16. Well bless his cold, black heart, they both begin with an ‘L’ !

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  17. Just someone please do something so he isn’t our governor any more.

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  18. Umptydump says:

    This one oughta assure Ricky’s induction into the Republican Oratorical Hall of Infamy, joining such luminaries as Dan Quayle, Spiro Agnew, Bush 43 and Pat Paulson. (Yes, THAT Pat Paulson. In 1992 he actually came in second to Bush 41 in the North Dakota Republican Primary.)

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  19. Perry does a Bush. Mission accomplished, Goodhair!

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  20. Ellen Childress says:

    Don’t make the mistake of thinking Rick Perry is lacking intelligence. This man may put on the show of dumb remarks, eye-rolling good humor, and a demeanor which marks him as an Aggie, but he is one of the most cunning, politically smart, manipulative, and crooked men who have ever claimed the governorship of Texas . . . . and we have had some real doozies in office in this state ! I lump his supporters, cohorts, and those who vote for him into the same defining characteristics.

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  21. Michael K says:

    Rick Perry has accomplished what I would have thought impossible a few years ago: He makes me miss Governor Shrub…

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  22. I’ve spent 20 minutes this morning searching the interweb tubes for mention of any foreign trip taken by Rick Perry. Can’t find one. Has this aspiring presidential candidate ever left the US?

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  23. Miss Prissybritches says:

    Wally, to Goodhair, and many other Texans, just crossing the state line qualifies as visiting a foreign country. We all have friends and family who brag about it.

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  24. I HATE this man. I wish I could use profanity to describe how I really feel about this dipstick, but I have a feeling most of you all have the same words!! 😉

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  25. There’s lot’s of things I’m ignorant about but I’m not proud of it. The “know-nothing” culture is scary.

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  26. lots

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  27. MissPrissyBritches, you mean that Governor Goodhair has never experienced jet lag? You know sumthin. That is sad, especially for sumbody who has such ambitions of power.

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  28. Wally, the Gov has made a couple of trips to Israel, you know, to help with his political future.

    http://governor.state.tx.us/news/press-release/13440/

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  29. Xecky Gilchrist says:

    Thanks to Alacrity Fitzhughe for the heads up.

    !!!

    Somebody besides me has read those books? High five.

    (Please pardon the OT.)

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  30. Beststash says:

    Perry has got to go – how long must Texas endure this buffoon? Sadly he and his cronies seem to be the choice for many still. Guns, God, and Gays mentality is very much alive and well in this Great State.

    Enough is enough!

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  31. You slander the man unfairly. Prick Rerry was calling for Ronnie Raygun to be exhumed burned at the stake and his bones broken for the despicable cut-n-run disarming of the Marines and the Two Suicide Truck Bombings which occurred while Reagan was in office in Lebanon

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  32. I wonder if Ricky knows the difference between an embassy and a consulate (which is what Benghazi had?)

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  33. Xecky, I’ve owned them they first came out and re-read them regularly. Some of Brian Daley’s finest work.

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  34. Perry reminds me (and he probably was) those guys in school that got by on their looks. All they needed to do was smile at the smart girls and they would let him copy their test answers, and that lack of learn’in is why he does not know the difference between his a-hole from a hole in the ground.

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  35. What surprises me, not only about Perry but about many other republican politicians and some of their supporters, is their high tolerance for accepting lies, hypocrisy, and simple mistakes. They definitely have a double standard when it comes to these things being demonstrated by democratic politicians. It seems as if they have NO stable standards they use to judge all politicians by, and it makes them seem shady and untrustworthy. For example, few of them had anything to say about the NSA’s surveillance program under Pres. Bush, who authorized surveillances without warrants, but they have a whole lot to say about the same NSA activities under a democratic president. They should have been as concerned as many democrats/liberals were when the Patriot Act was passed because it established the right of the NSA to have access to our phone calls and emails, but I guess they were so busy cheering every move Pres. Bush made that they missed just how dangerous a threat the Patriot Act is to us. Had they stopped the undying devotion to Pres. Bush and their members of Congress and joined with those of us who opposed the Patriot Act, we might have had a chance to prevent its’ passage, but they didn’t want to hear our warnings. It’s too late now. I just don’t see Congress rolling back the clock on the Patriot Act at this time because even some democrats in Congress love the law.

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