Do You Know How You Know You’re Too Old To Be Making Decisions for Young Women? Your Name is Orrin, That’s How.
Orin Hatch from the great state of Utah, is about 134 years old. He owes Noah a dime. He can be carbon dated.
The act of procreation is just a vague memory to him. So, he figures that messing with your procreating abilities is the next best thing.
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT) said on Monday that if the Supreme Court rules against Hobby Lobby, which sued the federal government to block Obamacare’s contraception mandate, he’ll propose a constitutional amendment.
“I hope the Supreme Court doesn’t screw that up is all I can say,” Hatch said about the Hobby Lobby case during a Memorial Day speech in Wood Cross, Utah, according to the Salt Lake Tribune. “Because if they foul up the First Amendment again, we are going to have a constitutional amendment. And I believe I can put one on that everybody in this country, except the nuts, will support.”
So, having a uterus I feel like I own makes me a nut? Do I have to rent it out to you if you demand? Does my employer get to use it on weekends? Do you get to make speeches from there?
It’s my damn uterus. Leave it the hell alone.
All I am asking is not to be treated differently because I have a uterus. I should get to make my own decisions about birth control without some nasty old man putting an amendment in the constitution saying I’m a tramp or an idiot who should not / could not be aware of my own beliefs.
He’s 80 years old. He needs to get laid.
He does not need to get laid. He needs to get retired and shut up.
The idiots just keep digging that hole deeper, where women are concerned. Nuts because we want to decide for ourselves? Nuts because we resent being treated as mindless baby factories for the use of men?
There’s a nut…old, shriveled, bitter, hard-shelled, throw it in the compost pile of history.
1Good luck with your proposed constitutional amendment Hatch, however you’ll need to get in line, at the rear of the line!
2Since the Constitution was ratified on May 29,1791, there have been 11,539 proposals to amend the Constitution!
In the words of Robin Williams,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO20mLbSPqE
3Orrin, I don’t care how many times you go to the Senate gym.
Hon, you’re getting old. You don’t have the energy to do a 80, the things you could do at 60. That Constitutional Amendment thing….. never gonna happen.
The Guy from Texas (who was 90) and was knocked out of the primary yesterday…… why was he running for office at age 90…… Is there more he could do in Washington? Probably not.
There comes a time when, if you have family, kids and grand kids, and great-grands….you owe them some of your time while you’re still around to give it. You owe it to yourself.
Great Heaven’s above….. Senator…… the country has passed you by. Women can pretty much take care themselves….. without the interference of old men… in the United States Senate, or those on the United States Supreme Court.
Orrin…. go home…..go fishing….. but for heaven’s sake…. shut up.
Thank you.
4Edward-That was one of my families favorite movies. God, we need a corp of women and men who would receive quadruple combat pay and be heroes by doing what robin said, to any gnarly old white pissed off bastards…their poor poor wives, heck a corp for them too, any thing to get that terrible way they hold their mouths because it’s republican lack of loving (they don’t know how!) thing. How you do anything is how you do everything….Tantra class anyone, puja circle–heck, dancing naked in the night and skinny dipping? Well, we could just do that thing that Harrison Ford did when facing the fancy sword play guy in “Raiders of the Lost Ark” cause they are not willing to be re educated ( snort, lol, in a camp–maybe Burning Man?–giggle) I am not sure who to calculate age (I’m a very young minded woman) but this joker need to go to pasture…
5Hatch IS one of the nuts if he thinks he can pass a constitutional amendment which gives companies the right to decide if their female employees should have access to contraception provided by their healthcare.
6He can choke on his free Viagra!
He would be too old to be making decisions for young women if he were 10 years old. Young women should be making their own decisions.
7You may notice that they fully support full coverage of Viagra
8I hardly ever get to use the word PRIG.
These two men are definitely PRIGS:
Orrin Hatch
Charles Krauthammer
Both need to leave the thinking about what women should do to the WOMEN.
RETIRE ALL PRIGS NOW.
Yeah, 3 uses~
9I hope he includes a provision to allow Christian Science business owners to deny most medical coverage to their employees. Instead, they can provide workers with a company healing room right on site.
10Please note that Hobby Lobby CONTINUES to invest in the Corporation that manufactures birth control pills just as they continue pay for Viagra for men. As long as there is a profit in it they will continue pretend outrage – it is, after all “foreplay to Republicans.”
11Right back at you, Orrin, in your own words: “What do you call a Senator who’s served in office for 18 years? You call him home.” You’ve now been in the US Senate 20 years longer than the man you defeated in 1976. Go home you misogynist old goat.
12I will propose a constitutional amendment to have Orrin Hatch bound, gagged, and castrated. And I believe that everybody in the country will support it except the rightwing nutjobs, of course.
13How about a constitutional amendment to castrate any Senator or Representative who proposes any control over women’s bodies/rights?
14I think the constitutional amendment should require all public servants to retire at age 70 latest or after 40 years in office, whichever comes first! If pilots are forced to retire at 60 even though they directly hold the lives of others in their hands, then politicians should have “pull-by” dates also, too!
No man, other than a woman’s doctor and/or husband, should have any say on how a woman uses her body as an adult. No corporation should have the right to deny basic health care to a woman, which includes birth control options if chosen.
Time for Orrin to head on home and rock on his front porch and see if any of the women in his flock/family listen to his views on woman’s rights to their own bodies 🙂
15I avidly support Linda’s proposal provided we start with misogynist old goat Orrin Hatch.
16I could get behind that, Linda.
17Why limit the mission to codgers in Congress? Let’s say we neuter the idiots who created the Citizens United debacle.
Please, please, please consider the Kochroach brothers and Shellie Adelson, too.
Send Joni Ernst to Congress; not as a member, but to dismember.
18I’d have to believe that Orrin Hatch’s nutsack is as shriveled up and useless as my two shriveled up and useless ovaries are! When you can’t, you simply talk … and poor Orrin can’t and I doubt Viagra would do him an ounce of good!!
These stupid, ignorant men … well, like JJ says: I hate Republicans … I really, really do!!
19Marcia in CO, the GOP is truly dipping into dementia. First they developed that cranial rectal reversal disorder that sent them bomb pounding door steps for peace. When was the last time we were off a war posture?
Then they embraced the total reverse of what Einstein said: “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” Yeah, that massive failure, Trickle Down. Let’s try that again in 2016. Forgive me, Mama, if you can read my mind at this moment.
20Y’all done said it all. His ranting reminds me of when you try to pass a big fancy Cadillac on the road and the little bitty old man at the wheel steps on the gas just so you can’t get ahead of him.
21So that’s his problem!!!! Some friends of mine who live in his state have been wondering what the hell is the matter with him for some time now. They were once on an open door footing with him and could come by whenever he was home and have a chin wag and something cold but then he got all moody and pettish and no fun at all. Downward slope. Thats what it is. Tremendously resentful at getting not only old but old enough to be Noah’s baby sitter. Old enough but still not smart enough.
22It would be interesting to see what would happen if a Muslim-owned corporation was to challenge a state’s “no Sharia law” ordinance because that law violated the corporation’s legal beliefs – and, say, claimed the right to chop off the hands of shoplifters.
It would also be interesting to see whether Orrin’s proposed constitutional amendment stated that only certain state-approved Christian religions have the right to ignore laws based upon their religious beliefs. One wonders whether Orrin Hatch’s amendment is intended to allow some branches of the Mormon faith to ignore polygamy and statutory rape laws based upon that particular sect’s religious beliefs.
23Down with old farts who don’t even know that women have ladyparts they’ve never seen…I’m with Linda and Monty and Cheryl and whoever else: let the drawing and quartering begin! I’d like to propose some other members of the OF club: McGrumpypants, Heartless Cheney, Miss Priss Graham, and anyone else that is welcome on the Faux couch. These are not statesmen, as in days of yore– they are useless OFs and they should go out to pasture as soon as possible. I know of what I speak, being two days away from 69, which might make me eligible for that club too, although…can girls be OFs?
24Hatch was 80 when he was 30.
25LynnN wins the Internets today!
26I’m afraid some of this thread reminds me of right-wing comments sections where they want to do this and that to liberals. I agree with your policy positions, but please let’s keep castration suggestions to a minimum.
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