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“I would say ‘Alert the media!’ but apparently someone already has,” Juanita grins at me as I walk into the shop and head straight to the coffee pot.  She points at an article posted on the bulletin board beside the coffee pot and next to the pink and gold sign that says “Juanita’s:  almost heaven.”  I read …..

A study at University College London in the UK has found that conservatives’ brains have larger amygdalas than the brains of liberals. Amygdalas are responsible for fear and other “primitive” emotions. At the same time, conservatives’ brains were also found to have a smaller anterior cingulate — the part of the brain responsible for courage and optimism.

I told Juanita than she was right – somebody already alerted Fox news to this information.

And I would just like to say that I’m sorry that Juanita got this information.  Now she’s gonna make a habit of running up behind Republicans and hollerin’ “BOO!” real loud, every chance she gets.