The mother of a three year old wanted a teddy bear cake for her daughter’s christening.  So, she went to a reputable cake maker who has been in the business for 30 years.

Yet, even they are part of the conspiracy to make everything dirty.

The mother, Sharon Green, picked up the cake only to discover that it was nasty.  It was a girl teddy bear with a – oh no! – vagina.

The shop owners said it was a seam where the stitching on a teddy bear would go, but Sharon knew better!  It was dirty.

The bakery owners were kinda shocked.

“The small bear on top of the cake is exactly that — a teddy bear — and the crease on its stomach is supposed to represent the seam where the bear is sewn together. We have been making girl and boy teddies this way for 30 years and no-one has ever drawn such a bizarre, and, quite frankly, distasteful, connection,” said a spokesman for the bakery in a statement on their behalf.

But Sharon Green wasn’t letting up.

“It is completely inappropriate. The cake is supposed to be for a three-year-old girl.” complained Green.

The bakers showed evidence that they use the same exact stitching marks on a boy bear.  Green thinks that is dirty, too.

So, for your entertainment, here’s some more dirty pictures.