So, I read where some oil company guy is paying his wife almost a billion damn dollars in a divorce.  You gotta hate somebody a whole lot to be willing to give them a billion dollars just to go away.

Continental Resources (CLR.N) Chief Executive Officer Harold Hamm has been ordered to pay nearly $1 billion to his ex-wife in one of the largest-ever U.S. divorce judgments, according to a court filing on Monday.

In an 80-page ruling following a more than nine-week divorce trial that ended last month, Oklahoma Special Judge Howard Haralson ruled that oil magnate Hamm should pay his ex-wife a total of $995.5 million.

Bubba said that if I divorce him I get half a GMC pick up truck, his 7 iron which never worked worth crap anyway, and his entire collection of coffee cans with leftover nails in them.