Delusionally Dumb
One of our customers, Scott, sent Ted Cruz a message about his vote on the shutdown – Scott didn’t like it.
Scott’s letter apparently pissed Ted Cruz off so badly that Ted put Scott on the receiving end of a publication so putrid, so hateful, so painful, and so immoral that it could only be named Cruz News.
This is taken directly from Cruz News.
I am glad the Schumer shutdown is over. I am glad federal workers will finally be paid. For weeks, Democrats held their paychecks hostage.
Schumer Shutdown! That’s a crock o’ crap.
As we honored the life of Rev. King, it is fitting that at our great state’s capitol, Texans from every background gathered together for the 2019 Texas School Choice Week rally. I was proud to participate and will continue fighting for school choice.
Oh yeah, the second step to killing free public education is exactly what Dr. King stood for.
And …
The media will obsess over the short-term political fight. But what matters is enacting real solutions to the real problems of this country.
Oh yeah, like the short term political fight over Russians owning our government is certainly not something we should care about.
Sorry, Scott, I suspect that you could unsubscribe but then he’ll probably send a chorus of snakes, cockroaches, and Young Republicans over to your house to sing his newsletter to you.
Just for the record: Crazy Cruz voted for a clean CR without a wall in December, voted against the same bill on Thursday and then voted for it yesterday. So that is a flip-flop-flip for those keeping score at home.
Thanks to Scott and Deb T for the heads up.
Would give 50:1 odds that the screed Scott received from Teddie Crooze wasn’t an “original.” Wish we’d saved the response from Mark Amodei (R-NV), another scripted screed full of the standard Con gaslighting, Gish Gallop and lies about Con governance. Somewhere in the anus of Con messaging there’s a boilerplate they are all using as a response. Can’t claim to have read more than 3 lines of the dog dump st00pid from Amodei as the stench was over powering. What little we read was the start of the same nonsense we’d received from Dean Heller former (R-NV) senator after complaining about Betsy DeVos ‘qualifications’ two years earlier.
We’ll do better and save the next screed for purposes of comparison.
1When I moved to the Texas/Oklahoma area about 50 years ago from a college town far away, I rented a post office box because I had no idea what my home address might eventually be. I received lots of crap like that (and even worse) apparently intended for whomever had the box before me. It was so outrageous and full of lies that I would tear off the address label before throwing it in the trash can at the post office.
2If someone who is not a Republican politician walked into a courtroom, read any of those delusional excerpts from the Cruz News in defense of their crime, the judge would immediately adjourn the case until it’s determined whether the defendant is fit to stand trial.
3This complete and utter horse manure, brought to you by Ted Cruz and the Republican party.
4I still say we need a DNA test for all elected officials to make sure they are actually human and periodic unannounced drug testing.
5And once again lies travel around the world twice before truth laces up its boots.
6Teddy Boy is every bit the honest man that Trump, SHS, Bitch McBonkers, KellyAnne Conwoman, and the rest of the GOOPer grifters are.
7Don’t y’all know ol’ Ted’s signature issue is Christian madrassas replacing public schools. Ted say all our kids need to know how to do is read the Bible and shoot guns, everything else is just librul properganda. More education than that might make them question what Sean Hannity tells ’em to think.
8Just Thedore living down to his reputation.
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