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It’s real. It’s really real.
By the way, it’s made in China, of damn course.
And who is buying this? This guy —
November 13, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
It’s real. It’s really real.
By the way, it’s made in China, of damn course.
And who is buying this? This guy —
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Can it substitute for a voodoo doll?
How much money will Poopy Bear get for this?
1A friend threatened to give me this for my birthday. It occurred to me that someone could make a counter-Trumpy Bear with weird(er) hair and other “interesting features”…tiny hands and things. Probably make a lot of money as the deplorables would buy the wrong one. The rest of us could stick pins in it, and the profits could go to Democratic candidates and other good causes.
2Is this a joke?
3The commercial for this “thing” was a big deal for awhile in the area of the Nation’s Capitol, then it suddenly went away. It probably did not pay for itself. Why get something like this when you live practically in the back yard of the real deal?
4As for the guy who whipped up that sign, are you sue it isn’t a code of some sort? I mean, after all, he did go to school, didn’t he?
I prefer this one: https://www.vermontteddybear.com/15-bernie-tm-bear
5This is just like the orange slug – overstuffed and FAKE.
6Nope. It’s real.
7Send the unsold Trumpy Bears to children of those who lost homes in the California wildfires. As a cautionary reminder of what happens when you vote for a forest management budget cutting, climate change denier.
Trumpy Bear says, “Only you can be blamed for forest fires.”
8I watched the commercial on cable, once, but stuff like this is what DVRs were made for (in my opinion).
*Skip*
9Is it just me or does this look like a perfect opportunity for a pinata party!
10And for 2 payments of ‘just’ $19.95*, you too can ring the death knell for satire and take all the fun out of buying Teddy Bears for children.
* What’s the sticker price post tariff?
11Can we get a Mr Hanky doll with tiny hands and a ferret hairdo?
12***warning*** contains swear words and some graphic stuff. It’s a parody, but I’m not too sure the troglodytes in Incel-Trumpy-Land would know that. Scary.
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/11/india-comedy-troups-trump-song-not-work
13But, but, but it’s brown! Should be dirty orange with white/gray circles around it’s beady little eyes..
14“Bone spurs extra.”
15Jane & PKM–That was hilarious!!!
16Reminds me of a fund-raiser for Sci-Fi Convention hospitality suite. A friend had a Barney stuffed animal (purple dinosaur) that he dragged around. People could punch or kick it for a $.25. He would typically raise quite a bit of moola for the suites.
Ironically, after being totally mis-shapened, his girlfriend through it in the wash and it came out in almost perfect shape–only one seam broken open.
17Jane & PKM–
Like Jo said: That was hilarious!!!
18I was reminded of this gem from the early days of the internet:
Cement Cuddlers
19http://la.cacophony.org/CS_cement.html
I’d love to see the British packaging for “Farty Bear”, that’s what it would translate as.
20Shouldn’t the Trumpy Bear look more like Putin? After all, Russia is the Bear and Trump is the Bear’s bitch.
21Just saying, but I bet a “Trumpy Turd” (or some iteration) would outsell this at least three to one.
22(Shamelessly stolen)
And there’s a deluxe edition that comes with hush money to pay off Barbie.
23All these Trumpy toys ready for market and no Toys ‘R Us to distribute them. Sad. Making Jeff Bezos richer isn’t likely to improve Dotard45’s surly mood.
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