October 16, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
I won’t be live-blogging tonight, as I have a softball play-off game that begins at the same time as the debate. The only thing keeping us from having a perfect 0-8 losing streak is that they are not making up one of our rain out games. Seems as though it would not have mattered to the standings. Huh.
So for the first round of the playoffs, of course, we are facing the first place team, a run-scoring powerhouse that beat us by slaughter rule the first time we met. I researched it and found out that there was no way we could lie, cheat, bribe or act more moderate in order to “win” tonight so, unlike Mitt, I guess we’ll just play hard and fair, and accept the inevitable defeat gracefully.
1This needs to be shared. All over.
http://www.romneytaxplan.com/
2Have I mentioned lately that I love my customers?
3Dang! I probably won’t be watching the debate tonight. My husband just learned how to use the oxygen machine this morning and he is having a great time with it. Someone has to be around to tell him “NO! Dammit! Turn it off! The only way you can sleep with it in bed is to be comatose!” Somebody save me some good notes, just like in biology class – but without the dead frog.
4Thanks grammy97–it made me laugh out loud!
5grammy 97
6That is the first big refreshing laugh of the day – thanks!
Love it grammy97! Perfect!
7Grammy97,
Thanks for posting that – it has been all over the Twitter machine today – many folks having fun and mainly waiting for the duly elected President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama, to take UnFitMitt of the “notorious” job-killing #Sensata of Freeport, Illinois to task for DESTROYING AMERICAN JOBS to task. This is company that UnFitMitt owns 51% of and the plant is closing on November 5th, one day before the election. They are now calling their town Bainport and UnFitMitt refuses to come talk to them. He is hiding his ownership of Sensata under the his “Charity” tab, and thought nobody would notice. Should anyone get bored waiting for @Crabbait to return…be sure to put #Sensata in your tweets whether that is the subject or not.
8Looking forward to the DEBATE, and yes, POTUS will win and GET FOUR MORE YEARS, cross your fingers for the Democrats to take back the House and we will Speaker Pelosi in charge and “get things done” again. We will pick up a couple of Senate seats as well so McTurtle can just whine and lie, which is all he does no matter what happens.
There’s a long list of companies Mitt and Bain have destroyed. One you might remember is KayBee Toys. Hope some of that comes up tonight.
9JJ: Many thanks for your sound advice about how to get a durned yard sign. I finally got two today, but you sure gotta kick a lot of butt to do that. This county DEM party needs a huge infusion of Juanita Jean.
10Asked for bumper stickers. They were out. Only ordered 100. Population of Brevard County exceeds 300,000. I call that pee poor planning.
Next election, if I am still kicking, I am going to raise hell and put a prop under it.
Grammy 97, I keep going back and opening this (five times already), and I can’t stop laughing!
11Enjoy
‘Missy’ aka Mittens Romney
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html
http://www.mittensromney.com/
12Salon has a great game for tonight’s debate!
13http://media.salon.com/2012/10/pres_debate2_card.jpg
Grammy97: Hooboy – I almost believed there really was a Romney tax plan with details! Too funny.
14Last week, I didn’t know Honey Boo Boo. But now that I do, it’s like watching a car crash and not being able to turn away! Now she’s done gone and endorsed Obama…but for childish reasons (okay, okay she is after all a child)…still it’s cringe worthy. http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/10/16/honey-boo-boo-endorses-obama/
15You’re welcome, to all those who laughed as hard as I did. That great visual came from Malia Litman’s blog. Thanks, Malia!
16Oh my, Chris Matthews was just opining that, “Obama is over performing with suburban women.” Which begs the question, “Does this mean that he is channeling his inner Bill Clinton or has Joe Biden been coaching him? Perhaps this was an unfortunate bit of phrasing?
17The only way the government can control the price of gas is to regulate the oil industry.
18Go ahead, Mitt, keep talking over the woman. We women just love that!
19Well, 30 minutes in, it’s obvious that Mitt didn’t pace himself well.
20Yeah, right, Mitt balanced the budget for the Olympics after the largest federal bailout of the Olympics ever.
21Arrggg! Gas prices were not, not, not lower four years ago. They dropped preciptiously right after the election so they were low when Obama took office. But, four years ago before the election gas prices were higher than they are now. Not that the president can control gas prices, but to imply that gas prices were low and they’ve gone up to someplace they’ve never been is stupid. http://zfacts.com/gas-price-history-graph. Also, our oil production is up, but we are exporting more, too.
22I am glad to see the moderator NOT allow Mittens to talk over her. He’s trying, though.
238:45 – My boyfriend’s back and there’s going to be trouble.
24I believe the Prez is kicking some major booty.
25mitt, how many female partners did you have at Bain?
26I notice Mitt and Bush weren’t any different in their eagerness to start wars.
27You nailed it JJ. LOL
28Thanks, JJ. Now I have “My Boyfriend’s Back” as an earworm. Could be worse. Not.
29Reply to Maggie says: what you do is have a 50-foot line
30from your oxygen machine to the bed (and you put the machine in the other room) and then you either shut the door (making sure you don’t pinch off the line) or leave the door slightly open and then the spouse (or whoever is sharing your bed) does not have to deal with the noise.
You can get the 50-foot line from your oxygen supplier no problemo and and that works for us. I cannot sleep in the same room with the machine but my husband who needs the machine (also has hearing problems which helps to mute out the sound) doesn’t worry about it in the same room. Hope this helps. (from someone who has touble sleeping with lots of noises in the same room.)
One of these guys are lying bad. The other is my President.
31I’m much too antsy to sit in a chair and watch, so I’m listening to the radio while on the ‘puter. It sounds to me like Mittens is just stuttering and completely off his game. TEE and then a HEE.
32Romney looks like he is sucking lemons! I don’t think he believed he would face this type of assertiveness.
33Now I miss McCain – he would not have taken a cheap shot about the deaths of 4 Americans.
34Ha! Romney caught in another lie about a terrorist attack. Even the audience caught it and applauded.
35I really hate to say this but it seems to me that the republicans are almost gloating that the deaths in Libya happened on Obama’s watch. Disgusting!
36President Obama just blew an gasket and it was a thing of pride to watch. How dare you, Mitt Romney.
37Right an AK47 isn’t an automatic weapon…….that’s right up there with windows need to open in planes.
38Do y’all think Romney will still demand to see the President’s college transcripts?
39Didn’t I hear Mittens call her “Cindy?”
40And, isn’t he stuttering a whole lot? It’s a beautiful thing?
Romney walks like he has a cob up his…I can’t say it but you all know what I mean.
41I meant “Carrie.” I was just so astonished that he thought automatic weapons had been outlawed. Jeebus, is he WRONG!
42He said it! 47%
43My adorable daughter in law just texted me, “when is somebody going to confront Obama about where are those Death Panels he promised us?”
She’s got promise.
44Even Ann looks like her smile is pasted on.
45Much better than 2 weeks ago!!!
46BARACK IS BABACK
47I am so proud of our President! He got game, for sure.
I also got my yard sign today too; the precinct chair brought me one. He had told the Teamsters Union about how Obama/Biden signs were being stolen in our neighborhood and the Union paid for a couple of hundred more.
48I liked this one
49https://twitter.com/CollegeHumor/status/258384111033532416/photo/1
Well isn’t this a greatnight? Bristol Palin is ousted off Dancing With the Stars and Obama rocked.
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