Our customer and fellow Democratic National Convention attendee, Fenway Fran is in deep dodo.

As you know, she moved to Washington State a few years ago.  That’s fine.  Go freeze your butt off, I don’t care.  But where I draw the line is when she starts stealing crazy from Texas and taking it to Washington State.  We are proud of our crazy here in Texas and you can’t just pick some up and start spreading it in foreign states.

Well, I guess you can, but you have to face my “plenty upset” when you do it.  Fran snuck some back and gave it to some Republican by the name of John Koster.

Koster. Why let a good rape go to waste?

John Koster, a Republican congressional candidate in Washington state, said Sunday that “the rape thing” is not a good enough reason for a woman to have an abortion, the Associated Press reported.

Asked at a campaign fundraiser whether he supports abortion rights in some situations, Koster replied that he only supports abortion in cases where a woman’s life is in danger.

“Incest is so rare, I mean, it’s so rare,” he said. “But the rape thing– you know, I know a woman who was raped and kept the child, gave it up for adoption, and she doesn’t regret it.”

He added, “On the rape thing, it’s like, how does putting more violence onto a woman’s body and taking the life of an innocent child that’s a consequence of this crime — how does that make it better? You know what I mean?”

No, John, I do not know what you mean about “the rape thing.”  Do you have much experience with that, John?

And God knows that if something is good for one woman, it’s good for all women.  You know, like size 6 shoes, or becoming a paratrooper and stuff like that.

Way to go, John.  You got the ladies all figured out.

Thanks to Michele for the heads up.