Dear Kary,
As most of you know, our famous friend Kary retired to Spain a year ago. He and his husband Jimmy are very happy there and God knows they’ve earned it. Plus, he sends me really fabulous stuff and enchanting stories about the people he’s met, so it’s working out well for both of us.
In the middle of the night he sent me an email asking me what the hell is going on. Is this the end or is the little news I’m getting overblowing it?
I replied,
Oh Kary, get on an airplane and fly your cute butt right here to my house. I have an extra bedroom, about 10 bottles of wine, popcorn, and enough schadenfreude to fill the Battleship Texas. This is so much fun!
I think you can get MSNBC online. It would be worth it. Brian Williams did an extra special good job last night and Rachel is trembling with delight. However, Anderson Cooper interviewing Kellyanne Conway (yeah – sheeee’s back) last night was my favorite thing ever. He kept having to stifle a laugh, gave her the side eye about a dozen times, and came very very close to asking her if she wanted some milk in a saucer. That interview should be framed and hung in the Museum of Damn Arts.
We were at the ballgame when it broke but all round the stadium were people plugged into their smart phones. Honey, I could have rented out my charger for enough money to pay for season tickets. Bubba said, “Susan had baseball and Trump going down. If she had won the lottery that night, I’d have been Harry sitting next to Sally in the sandwich shop.
It’s more fun that recess in heaven. Wish you were here.
I love you! Susan
And that pretty much sums it up.
On edit: I found the Cooper / Conway interview. Here ya go.
This is more fun than who shot J. R.
1OMG. Listening to Kellyanne Conway is like fingernails across a blackboard, over and over and over.
2Thank you for the link to the Conway interview (NOT!) I was about to eat lunch and now I can’t!
Gawd, I hate her whiney, robotic voice. And she looks like she just came off a drunken binge.
3You do realize that Congressional inaction on this shows that Tom DeLay won; he got his permanent Republican majority. Hardly cause for levity.
4I wish I could be gleeful. My fear is that there are no Republicans with, honor, integrity much less a sense of patriotic duty who will do the right thing.
I once worked in a dysfunctional organization where everyone at the top had something to hide. The CEO liked that because no one would report him, they were all afraid he’d return the favor. I fear this is true of the House, Senate and White House. I’m certain it is when it comes to Trump, his cabinet, McConnell, and Ryan.
Lest we forget, Pence knew, he was hand picked by the Koch brothers and the Mercer clan and he ran the transition.
5There’s so many questions!
Like, where is Trump Cell going to be?
6Will it have gold bars?
Will he continue to Tweet? (please, yes)
Those GIFs are truly laugh out loud funny. I think AC showed tremendous restraint by not guffawing. Thanks for the link, JJ. Also, thanks for this, another LOL comment:
“Bubba said, “Susan had baseball and Trump going down. If she had won the lottery that night, I’d have been Harry sitting next to Sally in the sandwich shop.” Hahahahahahaha!
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