Darrell, You Ain’t Even Seen No Damn Hissy Fit
Slick. Darrell Issa is so damn slick that he can’t keep his socks up. He is one mustache away from being Snidely Whiplash.
I cannot understand how this man got elected to anything since he’s slicker that a bull snake dipped in hot butter. Y’all, he would tie Miss Nell to the railroad tracks and then go smoke a big ole cigar and drink a glass of merlot with his pinkie finger in the air.
That guy sends my creep meter so high that you could jumpstart a nuclear submarine with it.
Darrell was a big ole bully and shut off Elijah Cummings microphone in a hearing before the congress of the United Damn States of America.
And this is the apology he issued.
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
You damn patronizing snot-nosed smirking botoxed ignorant fool. You bring your prissy little California butt down here to this beauty salon and attempt to shut off my microphone and I will show you a hissy fit, Slick. When I get through with you your grandchildren will be born shaking.
Hissy fit, my patootie.
Elijah Cummings should have pounded you over the head with a leather bound copy of the Constitution that had a brick attached by accident.
Darrell, you are a slimy sumbitch. Right after you “apologized” to Elijah in a private phone conversation, you prance your hiney on Fox News and speak your true heart —
During a Fox News interview Thursday evening, Issa showed no remorse, ridiculing Cummings for his outburst.
“Do you apologize to Congressman Cummings?” asked Megyn Kelly.
“You know, I broke no rules and he broke the decorum of the House,” Issa said. “I did things according to the rules. I followed a script, and then Mr. Cummings decides to have quite a hissy fit.”
Pull your socks up, Congressman.
Yeah, you were in the right and he was in the wrong.
And one more thing. Decorum? Really? Let me tell you something. Right now the House of Representatives has less decorum than your average plastic flower arrangement.
The BEST LOL line this morning: Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
With every passing day, the RWNJs just get nuttier and nuttier and every damned day I just hate them more and more!!
1I’ve seen a few “hissy fits” in my time. May have thrown one or two.
However…… the “hissy fit” I saw was being thrown by the Congressman from California…. who was made to look like a fool….. one more time…. by calling a hearing, in which nobody was going to testify. He knew the 5th Amendment was all he was going to hear.
Mr. Cummings has more “decorum” in his little finger, than Mr. Issa will ever have…. in his lifetime. JMHO.
2If I were the chief editorial demigod with unilateral powers to direct what the manual of style and usage guide should be for all journalists, my first rule would be:
Rule 1. Any references to Darrell Issa should include the phrase “alleged car thief, arsonist and insurance fraud.” “Alleged felon” is acceptable when space is a concern, or when the longer phrase has already been used earlier in the copy. “Liar,” “ferret-face,” “major douche,” “tool,” etc. are all acceptable descriptors as well, so long as one of the “alleged…” constructs are also used.
Examples:
“Alleged car thief, arsonist and insurance fraud Darrell Issa (Major Douche – CA) proved once again what a tool he is by cutting off Rep. Cummings’ microphone.”
“Darrell Issa, alleged felon and definite tool, is lucky that Elijah Cummings didn’t split his lying ferret face with his own gavel.”
3daChipster = brilliant
4This tool is evidence of the corruption of redistricting. When he took in the southern bit of Orange County, bully boy cornered the Bircher votes.
5Miss JJ, you’ve got a lot of hissy in your fit. Lovin’ it!
Darrel Issa? The man’s name is a joke! As in:
Man 1: Darrel Issa.
Man 2: Is a what?
Man 1: No, Darrel ISSA!
Man 2: I heard you! Is a what?
(I remember the great “Who’s on First?”)
6He is so slimy that that may be his story,but he can’t stick to it(or it to him),for that matter. I only wonder he didn’t accuse his own brother of cutting off the microphone. We got your back,JJ,a bunch of us covered Mama’s eyes and ears.
7Amen, JJ. Now THAT is how it’s done! He has obviously never been hit by a Hissyfit. If he had, he wouldn’t know what hit him.
8Remind me never to get on your bad side, J.J.
9That was impressive! Wish I could tell people off like that, but the best I can manage is, “Moron!”
Mind if I steal the “…grandchildren born shaking” phrase?
Once again thank you for lowering my blood pressure by making me laugh. Between Issa and CPAC I was about to stroke out.
10“Right now the House of Representatives has less decorum than your average plastic flower arrangement.”
Hah. Hah. Hah. I’m laughing so hard.
11Get out your rolling pins.
12I would love to tell you that the good(?) people pf thee 54th District here were going to stomp him out of office, but alas we are so badly gerrymandered, all the conservative one per centers in the county get to vote here too.
13Lets just say he is getting some bad press but he will be back….sigh
Darrell issa fool.
14@reamus: Not to worry that much. Flip just a few other seats and Mr Issa becomes the ranking minority member of Mr Cummings’ committee. Poetic justice, I believe. Work hard and it will happen.
15Elijah Cummings is dignified; Issa is…..
16I was so hoping you would have something to say about Issa, and you did not disappoint! Thank you! Snidely Whiplash…I love it.
17Ol’ Darrell and Bull Connor have more in common than anyone would have guessed. Darrell still hasn’t figured out that the sight of some rich white sumbitch cutting off a man of color like he did is not one damn good thing. And Darrell’s background is anything but something he should be proud of. i do not believe what he said, that it was his brother involved in the car theft!!!! And for those who don’t know what i mean, just Google and boy will you ever find out!
18daChipster @3
19That was fun to read.
Issa’s story about the car ride in a stolen car might be believable but it happened TWICE.
20Ok Folks, Point of order question here – AS a hard working tax payer, I would like to know who to send the bill for this “alleged car thief, arsonist and insurance fraudster’s” blatant misuse of public funds over the last 6 years, does it go to the “Alleged car thief, arsonist and insurance fraudster” Issa, or to the people of Orange county and the Kochs who subjected him on the rest of us? He was on the TV the week before our presidents first Inaugural, saying as long as Pres. O was in office, he had a list of 100’s of investigations that he would spend OUR money on…..And we wonder…..
21Ms. Juanita Jean, I do wish you would say what you really think! This makes my day.
22Yep, Issa is just a chicken$&@? like he’s always been. What do you expect from someone with such a history of blaming others for his stupidity. Now offense to Rep. Cummings, but Issa’s never seen a hissy fit until he’s faced one from a raving liberal lesbian feminist (aka pushy dyke), a label I wear proudly. I would so love for him to witness it up close and personal…
http://mediamatters.org/research/2011/01/11/report-media-ignore-rep-issas-alleged-criminal/174997
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