Darlin’, I Need Me Some Of Those Cool Kim Jung Un Sunglasses
Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, who is a mentally disturbed Tea Party damfool, has made a proclamation.
Democrats are more dangerous to Texas than unstable short Korean dictators with bad haircuts and, oh yeah, nukes.
I do think I’ll be wearing my ta-tas a little higher and prouder for the next few days.
“One thing that requires ongoing vigilance is the reality that the state of Texas is coming under a new assault, an assault far more dangerous than what the leader of North Korea threatened when he said he was going to add Austin, Texas, as one of the recipients of his nuclear weapons,” Abbott said. “The threat that we’re getting is the threat from the Obama administration and his political machine.”
Y’all, I had no idea that I am a cog in a dangerous threat more powerful that a speeding bullet or, oh yeah, a nuke.
I’m proud as a dog with two tails, Honey. I can’t wait to walk up to Greg Abbott and start doing a backwards countdown from 10. Or, we can shake up a coke can and then open it behind his back and watch him have to wade home.
See, there he is in front of his cement bunker.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Good grief. Has he ever watched a movie of a nuclear explosion?
1Abbott and his pal Jerry Patterson also stopped in Belton to address the Tea Party Conservatives yesterday. The local paper, Temple Daily Telegram of 04/16/13, quotes Abbott who “joked that his job was simple–‘I go into the office, I sue Barack Obama, then I go home.'”
Your tax dollars at work, fellow Texans. Sad.
2Ironic he is standing in front of the 10 commandments, maybe he should turn around and read #9 about that silly bear false witness thing.
3The biggest danger to this country is Texans, present company excepted.
4That’s not a cement bunker; that’s an engraved image that religious nuts erect to teach children not to create engraved images.
5Abbott’s twin, Kim Jong Un, took The Onion seriuly. Abbott, on his side,…..
6The little twit has been promoting anti-Obama pages on Facebook recently. I’m wondering where the funds for those ads are coming from. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if state funds are being used for those ads. He apparently has decided to declare war on Democrats early so let’s take it to him wherever we can. He’s a moral cripple, yeah I said it.
7Sam in Kyle couldn’t be more accurate with his depiction of Greg Abbot as a “moral cripple”. The saddest thing about him is that he is the heir apparent to be our Governor. If you think “Slick” Rick has been a political catastrophe then wait for Abbott. You ain’t seen nothing yet. That is, unless the people of our great State get their heads out of their hands and realize what the Republicans have done to our state and the further carnage they have in mind.
8I would suggest you use a diet Coke and a Mentos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znoSaHwbHYg
Though I bet if you did it would make him think of sex. For some reason almost anything seems to make these guys think about sex (usually they’re agin’ it).
9LynnN, usually they ain’t gettin’ any. You can tell, can’t you?
10I would love to see Greg Abbott’s itemized list of Obama Administration policies that he considers “far more dangerous” than a North Korean nuke landing, let’s say, right on top of his house in Texas. The least he could do while he blathers, is wave around a blank sheet of paper with his pretend list.
11I myself would make a list of people stupider than Greg Abbott, and wave it around, but what’s the point? Everyone would expect that it’s blank right from the get go.
That’s ‘treason talk’ Abbott! When are you going to grab your musket and attack the White House Greg? ‘Fool of the Year’ award for you.
12Abbott is referring to the Battleground Texas movement, otherwise known as Turn Texas Blue. Our very own J.J. has got him petrified that she will drag him kicking and screaming into the 21st century of progressive enlightenment. Or at least get rid of the corrupt Republican fools who have a stranglehold on Texas politics. Be afraid, Repugs, be very afraid.
13I have a funny feeling that if he “go[es] into the office…sue[s] Barack Obama,” he may go to the home, but not the one he seems to be thinking of….
14He says he made the comparison because he really doesn’t believe North Korea is a threat to Texas? So I guess he thinks that Democrats are a bigger threat than a not-very-big threat. I’m having a hard time with the Repug logic here (as usual), but my guess is that he may end up being surprised how big the blue threat is to him and is criminal cronies.
15Perhaps if he was more like Slim Pickens from Dr. Strangelove then I might be impressed.
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