Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, who is a mentally disturbed Tea Party damfool, has made a proclamation.

Democrats are more dangerous to Texas than unstable short Korean dictators with bad haircuts and, oh yeah, nukes.

I do think I’ll be wearing my ta-tas a little higher and prouder for the next few days.

“One thing that requires ongoing vigilance is the reality that the state of Texas is coming under a new 
assault, an assault far more dangerous than what the leader of North Korea threatened when he said he was going to add Austin, Texas, as one of the recipients of his nuclear weapons,” Abbott said. “The threat that we’re getting is the threat from the Obama administration and his political machine.”

Y’all, I had no idea that I am a cog in a dangerous threat more powerful that a speeding bullet or, oh yeah, a nuke.

I’m proud as a dog with two tails, Honey.  I can’t wait to walk up to Greg Abbott and start doing a backwards countdown from 10.  Or, we can shake up a coke can and then open it behind his back and watch him have to wade home.

See, there he is in front of his cement bunker.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.