The steeple people are so upset and haggered that they have little spittle things running out the corners of their mouths over President Barack Obama.

They are whipping their Christian Soldiers into a frenzy with a new letter (PDF format) that says the Obama administration is going to require abortions and pornography in elementary school.  And that’s just the start.  He’s going to kill your grandmother.

Because medical resources must be rationed carefully by the government, people older than 80 have essentially no access to hospitals or surgical procedures. Their “duty” is increasingly thought to be to go home to die, so they don’t drain scarce resources from the medical system. Euthanasia is becoming more and more common.

Called a Letter from 2012 in Obama’s America, they claim we took God out of the pledge of allegiance and took away their guns.  Also, they predict that Russian takes over Poland, Hungary, the Czech Republic and Bulgaria.  I don’t know why Obama caused that but I suspect it has something to do with kolaches.

But there’s the cool part – we get a Fairness Doctrine and a liberal Supreme Court.

Many legal scholars had predicted the Fairness Doctrine would be declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court. But the liberal Obama court upheld it easily. Of course, this bill fit the deeper purpose of the liberal-Left wing of American politics, which trumps all other purposes, and that is getting and increasing its power so as to impose its agenda on the nation. It was not surprising the liberal Supreme Court went along.

And the other cool part —

The Justice Department soon began to file criminal and civil charges against nearly every Bush administration official who had any involvement with the Iraq war.

I dunno, kinda sounds like a fair trade to me.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.