I suspect that most of you are familiar with Dan Crenshaw, the congressshiver from Texas.

Once a year, members of congress are required to file a sworn statement of their personal finances so we can see who has bought them.  They disclose large gifts, stocks, bonds, speaking fees, money made off of personal book sales, and other kickbacks.

They were due April 26th. Dan Crenshaw asked for a 90 day extension. And that deadline swooshed past 10 days ago.

Naturally, you gotta wonder what he’s trying to hide.

I think Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen might know.

Houston Rep. Dan Crenshaw’s bestselling new book, Fortitude: American Resilience in the Era of Outrage, has been boosted by the National Republican Congressional Committee making a large bulk-order purchase.

The House GOP’s campaign arm recently spent nearly $400,000 to buy more than 25,000 copies of the freshman Republican’s tome.

So, the RNC comes in and places a large bulk order which helps to push Dan to the best seller list and Dan makes a personal kickback on every book.

Hummm … I guess he’s late with his filing because he lacks … what’s the word for it? Oh yeah, Fortitude.