Okay, so now we know that Michael Flynn hasn’t flipped — yet.

The only kind of flipping he’s done is out.  That sumbitch has flipped out.

The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is probing an alleged plot for Michael Flynn and his son to kidnap a cleric living in the U.S. and deliver him to the Turkish government for a $15 million fee.

Remember when Trump said he was only gonna hire the best people?  Well, maybe he’s kept that promise because he never said what they would be best at doing.  I mean, Flynn could be the best kidnapper ever.  Maybe he could put Bruno Hauptmann to shame.

As far as we know Tillerson could be the best self-serving deal maker since Dick Cheney. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is obviously the best in all of America at pointless jabbering.  Jared?  The best worthless brother-in-law you’ve ever seen.   My money says Mike Pence is the best sweetest looking old man fixing to be exposed as Roy Moore’s pimp.

Anybody want to go on and on?

Besides, what if Flynn and his son tried to kidnap this preacher-man and they failed?  Then Trump would have to apologize because they were not the best at kidnapping.  Our only hope is that they are the best at telling a special prosecutor everything they know.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

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