Damnest Story Ever
Okay, so now we know that Michael Flynn hasn’t flipped — yet.
The only kind of flipping he’s done is out. That sumbitch has flipped out.
The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is probing an alleged plot for Michael Flynn and his son to kidnap a cleric living in the U.S. and deliver him to the Turkish government for a $15 million fee.
Remember when Trump said he was only gonna hire the best people? Well, maybe he’s kept that promise because he never said what they would be best at doing. I mean, Flynn could be the best kidnapper ever. Maybe he could put Bruno Hauptmann to shame.
As far as we know Tillerson could be the best self-serving deal maker since Dick Cheney. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is obviously the best in all of America at pointless jabbering. Jared? The best worthless brother-in-law you’ve ever seen. My money says Mike Pence is the best sweetest looking old man fixing to be exposed as Roy Moore’s pimp.
Anybody want to go on and on?
Besides, what if Flynn and his son tried to kidnap this preacher-man and they failed? Then Trump would have to apologize because they were not the best at kidnapping. Our only hope is that they are the best at telling a special prosecutor everything they know.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Don’t forget to Adopt a County if you haven’t already done so.
On the plus side, Michael Flynn & junior Flynn bumbling across Pennsylvania trying to kidnap a Turkish Cleric has the makings of superlative Trump-era Coen Brothers movie.
1Next thing you know he will adopt “Memphis” the song because “Marie is only six years old,”
2Oops. Intended for Moore story
3They were approached with This deal AND did not inform the FBI? Even though if carried out it would hurt this country? What a bunch of useless wads of DNA!
4maggie, no one in Orange Whore’s deministration has any loyalty whatsoever to the US of A.
5Ladies, the scum just take after the scum in chief. Traitor trump is the worst embarrassment this country has ever had. He has no loyalty to the United States. Putin must be so proud of his puppet. So since traitor trump is a disloyal quisling, why is there any surprise that he has surrounded himself with like reptiles (sorry snakes. You occupy a very important ecological niche, while traitor trump and his administration provide no known service. )
6Well, the Golden gibbon certainly did hire the best – the best from the heap of crooks and liars!
7Hey, JJ — I love you, I really do, but I have to disagree with one of your picks for “best.” I sincerely believe Kellyanne has Sanders beat in the pointless jabbering department. Or maybe it’s mindless jabbering.
OK, I take it back — Sanders is best at pointless and Kellyanne takes the prize for mindless.
And @ Tilphousia:
8Watch out. Be very careful. If Trump finds out what you just did he’ll tweet at you, “No puppet! No puppet! YOU’RE the puppet!”
My God, that man is 5 years old.