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Today, Senator Orange Dude (John Boehner, R., Tan-O-Ville), had something interesting to say —

“They’re snuffing out the America that I grew up in,” Boehner said.

Yep, it’s them homosexuals, blacks, people as brown as Boehner is trying to be, and uppity women just ruining John Boehner’s America.

“It’s kinda like this,” Juanita explains.  “Here’s my take on John Boehner…..”

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me three times, well, that’s still pretty much on me.

Fool me four times and I can’t believe I fell for it agian.

Fool me five times and …. damn, there has to be Jews involved in this somehow.

Fool me six times and … why the hell do you keep fooling me?  What the hell are you doing?

Fool me seven times and …. damn you, Barney Franks.

Fool me eight times and I get to be the House Minority Leader.

Fool me nine times …. and stop it.  Just stop it.  You’re just laughing at me now, aren’t you?

“Look, John, it’s this simple,” Juanita explains.  “I ain’t going back to the kitchen in high heels just so you can feel in charge again.  Get Viagra and get over it.”

“I mean it, John, “American doesn’t belong solely to you anymore.  And we thank God for that!”