Y’all, it appears that Texas is going to elect a genuine nut case to be United States Senator from the Formerly Great State of Texas, which, of course, will give us a matching set.

Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz, a teabagger who Sarah Palin is just ga-ga over, is leading his opponent by 10 points in the GOP primary.

I know I’m going to make my Democratic friends mad for saying this, but we’re trying to get Democrats to vote in the run-off between a certifiably crazy guy who gets into run-offs on name ID alone and a guy who is so boring that he could be substituted for Ritalin.   Paul Sadler is a real nice guy and I voted for him.  It’s difficult to tell what he stands for because it’s hard to hear him above the snoring when he speaks.  On the upside, he is the only sane guy who won’t embarrass the hell out of Texas among all four of them.  There a plus to that nowadays.

My hope is that if Sadler wins, we can get him a speech writer, a person in charge of thank you notes, and a glitter enema.

We will be here at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. bringing you up to date results on Tuesday night.  There’s a few other interesting races in Texas and I hope all you foreign correspondents out there will get us the results on those, too.