Cross That Line, Buddy
Former Acting Attorney General Sally Yates is scheduled to testify today about her visit to the White House to warn them about Mike Flynn.
I have no idea what she’s going to say, but I suspect that Donald Trump will not be gleeful. Sad. The biggest sad ever.
So Trump goes to Twitter this morning and says —
He is accusing her of a felony in his own little backdoor way.
The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc’s high-faluntin’ legal counsel Junior Janochek, Jr. advised us …
Witness tampering is the act of attempting to alter or prevent the testimony of witnesses within criminal or civil proceedings. Laws regarding witness tampering also apply to proceedings before Congress, executive departments, and administrative agencies.
Trump, of course, offers no proof or even probable suspicion that Sally Yates leaked to the press, but I think she did it while personally driving 3 million undocumented immigrants to polls to vote.
Is anybody keeping a list of impeachable offenses?
Impeachable offenses?
#1. Being Donald Trump.
1Donald Trump, the traitorous lying a-hole, leaked classified information to the media and Russia. Impeach, convict and imprison him already.
2List, yes. Number of times Dolt45 committed those impeachable offenses – lost count. Leading the list and racking up the most numbers are the times Donnie has used the office to enrich himself and his family. Jared Kusher has his own sub category under that heading. Efforts by Kushner’s sister to market EB-5 visas is further indication of how far this crime family will go to enrich themselves.
Greed doesn’t run in that family, it gallops. It needs to be stopped by a headlong crash into the Emoluments Clause followed by impeachment.
3Fun fact: in Trump’s first whack at taking a first whack at Yates, he spelled it WH “Council.”
I think Sally will open her mouth and say one word: “Dracarys.”
4I see someone told him how to spell counsel. Also, It can just as easily be read as the W H Counsel leaked something.
5“say under oath about…” If she DID disclose secrets, then what makes the stoopid orange trumpkin thing she wont just lie??? It aint hard like everyone else I lie OK!
6Yes, y’all. there is a guy keeping track of all the stuff to jam into an articles of impeachment type thingy. And hey are alphabetized for easy reading.
7Reminiscent of “Obama had my wires tapped.”
8Now let’s question McGahn to confirm what Yates said.
9Progresives: please let’s stop having little hissies about Trump’s legendary spelling errors. We need to pick our battles, and little things like that just weaken our overall complaint.
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