Crazzzzzy Louie Friday!
Louie Gohmert has a new theory.
What was all the rage a year and a half ago? It was the Arab Spring and how wonderful it was! And this administration really embraced blowing out Mubarak – yes, do it up by all means – getting rid of Qaddafi. It wasn’t enough to send verbal accolades, this administration sent planes and bombs and support to oust Qaddafi so that al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood could take over Libya.
Yeah, and Obama killed Osama bin Laden just to throw you off his scent. Diabolical.
Thanks to Marcia for the heads up.
The line ” But this is hardly the first time Gohmert has gone off the rails.” really cracks me up. When was Gohmert ever ON the rails?
1What is wrong with those people in his district?
2He feeds them the magic juice.
3So Republicans only like war when they do it?
4EMoon, the ‘Magic Juice’ comment hit home.
5Just a few days ago, I had another apptmt with my Orth Surg to get another shot of ‘magic juice’ in my knee, AKA cortisone. Just half a shot. I have reached my limit. New knee Jan 7!!
Thanks to MediCare, it is possible.
Loonie Louie, et. al. would intervene.
IF they could. Hang in there Dems, you are the only thing standing between me and obliteration.
Dear Miz Juanita Jean,
6I can’t figure that statement out even with all the help you’ve been giving us interpreting crazy Louie.
Anyone out there want to try to translate?
cairocat: The fact that you cannot figure that statement out is the reason why we call “Goober” Gohmert crazy. But, not over here in East Texas where I live and Goober is our congressman. Hell, he got something north of 70% of the vote this past Nov. 6th. Most folks in his district could care less about his wacky politics as long as he strongly supports the 2nd amendment, strongly opposes gays and abortions and take ever opportunity to promote Christianity and their ever increasing goal of more to say about how our government is run.
7What is the shelf price on tinfoil in East Texas?
8In East Texas not even tinfoil is effective. First step is to quit looking for potential mates at the family reunion.
9“The thoughts I’d be thinkin, I could be another Lincoln, if I only had a brain.”
10When did Louie officially become a big fan of Qaddafi?
11That quote could be used in high school English classes as an example of non sequitur.
12To answer those who asked “what is wrong with people in his district”: The short version is that many of them are racists. And here is the long version if you want some detailed history regarding some of the towns in the First district:
Why Louie Gohmert? I’ll tell you why.
http://iflizwerequeen.com/2012/11/30/why-louie-gohmert-ill-tell-you-why_q_15876.html
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