Crazytown
Okay, so Rick Perry is resigning. Then he’s gonna squeal like a pig.
Then just as I am digesting that news, along comes Mick …
White House acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney made a stunning admission Thursday by confirming that President Donald Trump froze nearly $400 million in US security aid to Ukraine in part to pressure that country into investigating Democrats.
So, Trump is guilty. Lock him up.
Things appear to be rolling pretty fast now, because Trump just tweeted that he saved civilization.
What? We get five days to get the hell outta Dodge for a problem he created in the first place and he’s dancing around the wrestling ring in his red silk shorts?
I go to get my driver’s license renewed and wait in line for 2 hours and civilization gets saved? That doesn’t seem fair. I should get to be there to see it.
I want some red silk shorts.
The current administration is definitely a kakistocracy and so bad at it they make the gang that couldn’t shoot straight look ept.
1Right! I went to get my grandson from school, got back and wow! Just when you think you’ve heard it all . . .
2Last week: “There was no quid pro quo.”
This week: “There was a quid pro quo.”
Such a very stable genius!
3You would look terrific in red silk shorts; Trump, not so much. 🙂
4“If we’re the ones doing it, it’s not a crime.” Good one, Donnie. Now, let’s see Billy Bob Barr paddle down the River of Denial with that defense, while Moscow Mitch rotates on his tortoise shell trying to keep his Senate bobbleheads in line.
Anyone voting Republicon in 2020 needs to be pulled off life support, as they’ll never pull out of their persistent vegetative state.
5Trump’s still hoping that Nobel Peace Prize with show up in the mail!
6Let’s review …
7trumpl-thin-skin is the fire martial [sic]; stable genius that he is – because ALL the horses have left the building – he praises himself for starting the fire and then denies it happened — just before he takes credit for extinguishing it … and so it goes
Coprolite@5: oooh, that’s a great idea. We hack together some shiny gold-plated award, label it “Noble Piece Prize” and have a cover letter that states it’s for saving civilization, de-nuclearizing North Korea, stopping corruption in Ukraine, etc.
Bet ya $100 that Dumbo would run around on the White House Lawn, waving it and telling everyone that he’s won it. Usually his minders would intercept such a blatantly bad fake, but nowadays they are probably busy updating resumes and checking out lawyers to keep them out of the swirling toilet flush.
8Fire.
9The wheel.
Agriculture.
Donald Trump.
Ok Mick issued a retraction/ correction/ clarification
10of the quid-pro-quo admission late today after one of Trumps
attorney’s threw him under the bus trying to undo the damage.
Gotta update my comment. The crazy is coming so fast it’s difficult to keep up.
Last week: “There was no quid pro quo.”
This week: “There was a quid pro quo.”
Later today: “No, wait! There was no quid pro quo.”
Such a very stable genius!
11When I read the headline of this thread, I thought it would be addressing the fact that the Commander in Tweet was visiting my beloved Cowtown before heading over to the east of 360 Trumpfest. But the prospect of perhaps watching Sean Spicer and Little Ricky Perry doing a duet on Dancing With The Stars now that Little Ricky is quitting again does excite me. Wag the Dog comes to mind with regard to what Trump is claiming.
12JJ — wait 24 hours and those red silk boxers will be available at the MAGA online store.
13S’OK,
14The US Marshals from either Austin, San Antonio, or Houston can be in pRick Perry’s new hometown of Round Top, TX in under an hour.
To roust him up at o’darkthirty when the impeachment train gets really rolling [ala Comrade Bonespur’s buddy Stone].
Time to go home Rick. Closing out your career caught in the jaws of the tRump maelstrom is exactly what you deserve. You might get a teeny tiny bit of redemption if you do the right thing and tell the truth to Congress.
15One crashed into the cuckoo’s nest.
Halloween comes early… because this is frankly, Caligula redux, Michael Myers on steroids and Jack Nicholson with a fire axe wandering through the Overlook Hotel.
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Trump was ‘yelling and screaming’: Reporter says GOP source fears Trump is ‘not in control of himself’ — and getting even worse.
“He is not in control of himself,” Gangel said, citing her source. “It is all yelling and screaming.”
She continued: “And I asked the source, you know, who’s been in many meetings with them — has it changed? Is it worse? Because every week we talk about, is it getting worse? The source said, ‘100 percent.’ I asked, are you worried about his stability? And the source said, ‘yes.’ The source went on to talk to other senior Republicans who were in the meeting. They were also shaken up. One used the word ‘sickened.’”
https://www.alternet.org/2019/10/trump-was-yelling-and-screaming-reporter-says-gop-source-fears-trump-is-not-in-control-of-himself-and-getting-even-worse/
16Yup! He’s doing what he does best – spiraling. One of these days he will be on meds and won’t remember a damn thing! Thats the thing about meds. They can work like a charm. But the amnesia they create does nothing for atonement.
17And the cease-fire for which Pence gave away the store lasted a whole three hours. It’s supposed to be back on today, maybe, but this administration demonstrates every single day that it has no idea what it is doing. It takes a bad situation and makes everything worse. Putin must be so happy!
18Anything dense touches goes up in ugly flames….
19Wasn’t it reported that Perry was stepping down a few weeks ago … unless it’s another rat leaving the sinking ship.
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