Okay, so Rick Perry is resigning.  Then he’s gonna squeal like a pig.

Then just as I am digesting that news, along comes Mick …

White House acting chief of staff Mick Mulvaney made a stunning admission Thursday by confirming that President Donald Trump froze nearly $400 million in US security aid to Ukraine in part to pressure that country into investigating Democrats.

So, Trump is guilty. Lock him up.

Things appear to be rolling pretty fast now, because Trump just tweeted that he saved civilization.

What?  We get five days to get the hell outta Dodge for a problem he created in the first place and he’s dancing around the wrestling ring in his red silk shorts?

I go to get my driver’s license renewed and wait in line for 2 hours and civilization gets saved?  That doesn’t seem fair. I should get to be there to see it.

I want some red silk shorts.