August 13, 2020 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
It does kind of make you wonder how many of the tweets that came out in Herman Cain’s name were actually written–or even seen–by Herman Cain. Maybe Twitter is the new Ouija Board?
1remember there may be more than one herman cain , i have a cousin Bob L that is not the former mayor of houston…
2You know, I could have happily spent the entire day without the concept of Tweets From The Dead.
3If this is evidence that Trump can tweet from beyond the grave, we won’t have any sanity left.
4Mike in MO says:
“evidence that Trump can tweet from beyond”
If that happens, I’d expect it’d be on this order:
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
“WAIT! WHAT! Some jerk says he’s in charge here, but he’ll find out pretty quick who he’s dealing with! Somebody made a really bigly mistake and they’re gonna pay for it! This is NASTY!”
Beelzebub @TheRealDevil
5“For clarification, we know who we’re dealing with.”
#DonaldTrump
Wait – there’s WiFi in hell? How are we ever going to escape his majesty when Charon drops him off there?
6Thanks for so messing with my day.
I am amused by Tweets from beyond the veil, until you hypothesized that we’ll have to suffer from Trump doing it. Excuse me, I think I may have to go throw-up now.
7Wait, does this mean accounts outlive the signator (signatory?)? Will we never be rid of Boss Tweet?
God grant us respite…
8I still get Facebook birthday reminders for my best friend in high school who died over 10 years ago.
9Hey Rick,
10it would be nice to know that The Donald has met his Maker.
My bad, I had a typo in the e-mail address on #10
11Maybe this week we can discuss Ron Johnson’s Russian impersonation “investigation” against Biden. He’s a walking deadhead.
12Uncle Ruckus should be raising some hell from beyond the grave. It seems his daughter “Melanie” is the one using his account. Isn’t Melanie what Dufus the demented called his 3rd and not daughter/wife Messy Melania? What gives, Herman? Come back and demand answers.
13@Steve from Beaverton
Respect the Deadhead, for in spite of Jerry’s untimely death in 1995, Grateful and its music does endure.
The gentleman from Wisconsin may or may not be a Deadhead but he is for sure an empty suit. Or maybe just a common as muck d!ckhead.
14I’m surprised he didn’t ask for some ice water while he was at it.
15Outreach. Way out.
16For many years a group of magicians used to meet every Halloween and try to contact Houdini. They should have used a computer.
17I’ll be more impressed if he votes.
18This reminded me of a quote from Cary Grant as the angel Dudley in the 1947 movie “The Bishop’s Wife” where he’s sent to give guidance to David Niven, who plays Bishop Brougham.
Dudley is going through the bishop’s mail and Brougham asks sarcastically “Are you expecting a letter?” Dudley replies with a smile, “Well, you never know. If I did get one, the stamp would certainly be worth saving.”
And now we have zombie tweets from the Great Beyond.
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