Y’all, Newt Gingrich wants to be on the ballot in Utah. There is a problem. A $500 problem.

Five Republicans have filed the necessary papers and $500 fee to qualify for the June 26 Utah presidential primary election, but with Rick Santorum dropping out of the race Tuesday, only four will be on the ballot.

Or possibly three.

Newt Gingrich’s check bounced.

Honey, it was hotter than a five dollar pistol on Saturday night.

If you’re wondering what happened to all that money Newt raised, the answer is obvious – he ate it.

One part of his campaign is in bankruptcy and the other part is writing hot checks. But, yeah, we trust him with the economy. Like we also trust him with our sisters.

Thanks to danged near everybody who sent me this because they knew I would just love it. I do.