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Juanita’s own personal congressman, Pete Olson, is about 2 clicks short of being a blithering idiot.  Those are two clicks are that (1) he knows how to shuddup, and (2) he lays low.

“If Pete were to ever start appearing on teevee, he’s a late night comedy joke in the making.  He’s just goofy looking and not terribly bright.  Tom DeLay and Phil Gramm anointed him and that’s the way Tom and Phil like their puppets,” Juanita  explains.

“Pete will probably be sacrificed in redistricting in Texas so he’s spending money as fast as he can while he ain’t footing the bill.  We know from past experience that he needed a bailout for himself.  He’s not great at handling money.”

This week, people in Pete Olson’s district got two – not one, but two – fancy pants mailers from Pete.  Both were full color, 4 page, professional produced mailers.  Click the little one to get the big one.

“And that’s real nice,” Juanita says, “because what with this bad economy, what I’ve been needing is some new reading material.  It’s powerful sweet of Pete to send me not one, but two – count ’em, two – mailers in one week.  I apologize for saying he doens’t know how to handle money when here he is being oh so generous ….

“Oh crapola,” Juanita said. “Pete Olson thinks I’m Rockefeller.”

“Goodness sake, can’t he get some money from those Tea party people?  He has spent my money to get somebody to photoshop that goofy look off his face!  I just know it,” Juanita stomps.

The next time around, Pete might want to send Juanita only one mailer.  Two just hacks her off double.  That’s not something you want to be doing if you can help it.