C’mon, Ted

October 09, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: 2018 Election

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  1. Charles R Phillips says:

    Love this!

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  2. Yep, ol’ Ted’s jest a suck-up to that New York City feller. Might as well vote fer an egg-sucking’ dawg as ol’ Ted.

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  3. Wooboy! This will leave a mark!

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  4. SteveTheReturned says:

    Ah, GOD! That right there is a masterpiece of a political ad. Especially the delivery of the last word. I LOVE it!

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  5. Ahhhhh yes!

    I feel better now…

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  6. Bob Boland says:

    All I can say is, “hahahahahahahahahaha!!” Snort, chuckle, guffaw.

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  7. Linda Phipps says:

    Evidentlly he’s not as tough as Beto: he has backed out of the town hall with CNN. Beto will still be there. Not actually the Post Office creed but attributed to them: ““Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” sounds right for Beto. And I am not even a Texan.

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  8. Even George W. Bush would wear blue jeans once in awhile on his pretend cowboy ranch.
    C’mon Ted! Get yourself a ranch! Clear some brush!

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  9. I’ve tried multiple times to write a response to this. The post begins to look like War and Peace.

    Remember the pre-election piece “The Presidential Candidates Ranked By Their Usefulness In A Bar Fight”?
    http://bitterempire.com/presidential-candidates-ranked-usefulness-bar-fight/

    “14. Ted Cruz

    Let’s be clear here: Ted Cruz is not just the worst presidential candidate to have on your side in a bar fight. He is the worst possible human being to have on your side in a bar fight. And it’s not only because when he speaks he sounds like Eddie Murphy doing his nerd character. It’s that everyone hates Ted Cruz, and they hate him for a reason. Not just Democrats, everyone. Ted Cruz is famously and vigorously loathed by everyone in his own party. Fellow Republican Bob Dole has been out of politics for like 20 years and even he takes the time to hate Ted Cruz.

    That is because Ted Cruz is on nobody’s side in any fight but that of Ted Cruz, and he’s more than happy to tank the side he’s supposed to be on if it will win him even the tiniest personal gain. Elderly moneyed relatives of Cruz must get distinctly jumpy when he comes to visit.

    This isn’t just a warning about having Cruz on your side in a bar fight; don’t even enter the same bar as Cruz. As Cruz’s government shutdown stunt illustrates, he’s the guy who will goad, insult, and posture until you’re suddenly in a brawl you never wanted or needed to have. Once the fists start flying, he scoops the tips off the tables and weasels out the back.

    Do not have Ted Cruz on your side in a bar fight.”

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  10. what? is that really a political ad?? it’s fabulous!

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  11. Best I’ve seen since forever! Go, Beto!

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  12. Micr, thanks for reminding me of the “bar fight” piece, which has given me many snickers since I first saw it.

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  13. I was out at a news site and reading comments about Beto and Cruz. One commenter said that he lives in deep red county in Texas. Apparently the Cruz campaign was giving their yard signs to any one that wanted one for free. The commenter said only one person took a Cruz sign.

    VOE for Beto!

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  14. VOTE for Beto…that is.

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  15. Linda Phipps says:

    Rick: “C’mon Ted! Get yourself a ranch! Clear some brush!” You forgot “invite your friends over so they can shoot at each other”.

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  16. Linda Phipps says:

    Rick, I forgot – about the jeans. Remember how Mitt got teased about his mom jeans? Can you even imagine Ted in jeans? The mental image is enough to create nightmares.

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  17. Jason Weiss says:

    I don’t know the way they way Republicans are talking about how it is a scary time to be a man, how people kneeling during the anthem offend them, and how writing and lobbying politicians to do the correct thing is bullying; he might be exactly as tough as his supporters.

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