Clean Up on Aisle Rex
Sit down. Take a few deep breaths. Then realize that Rex Tillerson is the only thing that stands between you and all out nuclear holocaust with North Korea.
And now Rex ain’t looking all that bad.
Over the weekend, President Trump contradicted Tillerson on diplomatic relations with North Korea and its leader. Trump tweeted that the secretary of state was “wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man” — his nickname for North Korea’s Kim Jong Un.
Be a hero, Rex. Oh hell, be an evil Bond villain. I don’t care. Just don’t let Trump get his tiny little finger near the red button. We’ll get you a cape, Rex.
Okay, for those of you who made bets that I would never have one nice thing to sat about Rex Tillerson, I apologize. You could argue that I never said anything nice except, “God, please let this guy live one day longer than Donald Trump.”