November 26, 2018 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Or maybe this . . .
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1I think that blood-red trees are a perfect representation of donjohn’s administration
2Messy, you certainly outdid your X-mas mess from last year. Just so that you’re not more confused than you are normally be advised that is NOT a compliment, awkward or otherwise. We have an assortment of reasonably friendly feral cats if given a tree and some tinsel apparently have a future as professional decorators.
3VP Dense and his evangelical friends are probably ____ (insert your own descriptive action) to number 2.
4really think Melanie is mocking her hubby
5Jane & PKM #3,
Got matches?
6I’m just wondering why she is wearing a coat indoors. A strange one, she is.
7My Christmas wish this year:
Melanie climbs inside one of those hemoglobin red trees. The next time Donald walks through the hallway alone, she, as the tree, jumps out in front of him accompanied by a blood curdling scream.
If she can then move back into position, remain still and quiet (inside the tree) until after the paramedics leave, with the right timing she might just get away with the perfect crime, as well as the perfect Christmas gift to herself. And America.
8Christmas at Dracula’s castle?
Christmas in Hell?
Some interior decorator is laughing his/her behind off at the stuff the White House is buying, again.
9BarbinDC: My thoughts exactly about wearing a coat indoors. She is a very odd one indeed.
10Another good rendering
11https://twitter.com/hanniepower/status/1067185743603396610
That Other Jean #9
And our tax dollars paid for this tacky, bizarre display.
12The trumps do have an gift for tacky.
13What, not gold?
Donnie’s gonna pitch a fit.
I’m guessing she glanced at the headline of the recent administration report on climate change which basically said “We’re all f***ed, REALLY, and Trump is making it worse as fast as he possibly can,” and said to her decorator, “What’s the opposite of green?”
14That coat wearing thing is weird. And she almost never puts her arms in the sleeves. Strange. The red trees are very odd although some of the other decorations/trees were nice. Pretty boring all around though.
15As a chile I enjoyed the Addams Family on the electric teevee. I even (kinda) enjoyed the 1991 film. BUT Morticia shouldn’t decorate the White House for Christmas. Gawd I can’t wait until some normal people live in the White House. Of course it will likely take three years of round the clock effort to clean the place up after the Drumpfs leave.
16Back to green for next year. Green coats on the trees and the lights cleverly arranged to spell out “I don’t really care, do u”?.
17@#16: they’re going to have to pressure wash to get all the slime of our House, and fumigate as well.
18Believe it or not, the White House actually has an official florist who ordinarily wrangles the Christmas decorations. However, they do have to be approved first. I bet she has decided not to walk down that hall until after Christmas! Blood red trees! My God! They look like frozen fire! That hall must have been the last thing o the list to get decorated and it looks like somebody just threw up their hands and said “Be done with it!”
PS I am not seeing ads on PBS stations for the annual White House Christmas decoration tour.
19@stevesilberman on twitter yesterday, “Melania inspects this year’s White House Christmas trees, which were watered all year with the blood of children in internment camps.”
I swear, these people give white trash a bad name.
20Let’s see… other ornament themes for the WH Christmas trees…
Be Best
21It’s fake news
I don’t care, do you?
Lock her up!
Lisbeth Echeandia: As for Melancholia not putting her arms in the sleeves, check out the many photos of her standing woodenly next to Bigmouth, in her model pose with one bent arm. Just like the mannequins in the department store windows. Like her Barbie feet, she has frozen.
22To me, the most striking aspect of the official WH video of Melania striding through the decorations is the coldness (accentuated by her wearing a coat indoors) and the solitary nature of her tour. There’s no welcome to the people whose house it actually is. She’s all alone, like a storybook poor little rich girl. SAD!
23Oh my, found this on the twittermachine this morning. Check it out. Wow.
24https://twitter.com/ManInTheHoody/status/1067280117724921856
Why is Melania always alone? No Barron. And she always has that “evil eye” squinty look. I don’t think they like Christmas.
25Next year (if there is a next year for these people) she should just copy Michelle Obama’s decorations. She’s done it with her speeches.
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