Chris Christie is campaigning in New Hampshire, where he barely speaks the language.  He gave a rambling answer to a question about which bathrooms transgendered children should use.  Since he didn’t have an answer, he changed the topic from transgendered children to terrorism.

[He answered a question]… about which bathrooms transgender children should be allowed to use, saying that with the threat of terrorism “life is confusing enough” for children.

Yeah, transgendered bathrooms are confusing for children.

You know what else is confusing for children?

Math.

Math is confusing for children.

Childen are also confused about …

Who Miss Universe actually is.

How that whole bedtime thing works.

Is  schlong an actual Yiddish word?

Why the hell did the Governor close my bridge when I needed to go to the bathroom?  Any bathroom at all.

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.