October 15, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Thanks for the laugh. That one will stay with me awhile.
1Bless their hearts. I always wondered what the Ant Christ looked like. Sorry, folks, I got carried away there.
2What a moran.
3Not being able to spell is a required teabagger trait. It proves that you aren’t bright enough to be a spy for the other side.
4p.s. I am guessing that if you live next door to the owner of that ANTCHRIST car, you might want to be very polite because I imagine the owner is kind of touchy on that subject. Sadly, he/she votes.
5Marge Wood @2
” I always wondered what the Ant Christ looked like.”
Hah. Hah. Hah. And LOL. I just keep laughing.
6I’ve seen a lot of signs. Not only do we have better folk songs than they do, but we can spell. But Cheryl makes me wonder… If I see a rwnj sign that’s correctly spelled, does that mean the one waving it is a lefty plant? (Not a plant Christ, if there are any)
7When the revolution comes the poor teabaggers won’t be able to spell it, pronounce it or know the definition for it—so they’ll be home complaining about the Antchrist.
8Now I’m seeing Obama in a long robe and sandals, giving the Sermon on the Antmound….
And I was about to try to go to sleep.
9Oh,that’s easy. The Ant Christ cain’t be nothin’ but red!
10Small minds fear small evils. Next stop, the AtomChrist.
11I suppose Tom Delay could revive his pest control business to deal with the Antchrist.
12I’m hard pressed to believe that all ants are Christian, but they should certainly have the right to worship as they please and so should termites.
13Just when you think they can’t get stupider…
I think some of these people don’t even know what the AntiChrist is (assuming for the moment that we are talking about a thing.). It’s just namecalling, like “poopyhead” from a kid in 4th grade.
14Looks more like the UnkelChrist to me.
15The Antchrist leads us to fire and brimstone, which leads us to fire ants, which leads us to — Fire Antchrist! A new church is coming, friends: The Church of the Fire Antchrist. Services to be held on any middle school soccer field, with the congregation barefoot. Anyone who starts dancing and yelling Ouch! will be applauded for having had a personal visit from the Almighty. After the service, while standing in buckets of ice water, the congregants will share coffee and donuts as they find tasteful ways to brag about the size of their blisters. They’ll gossip and imply that the blisters on that other guys foot are just too small and how can he call himself a follower of the Fire Antchrist? Yep. It’s coming soon, friends.
16Doesn’t that make John Boehner the Grasshopper Christ?
17Hindus have a Monkey God and an Elephant God. I wonder if the Ant Christ is one of theirs that got off the reservation? Anyway, it is rude to make fun of other people’s religion. If that car owner believes that Obama can save all ants from perdition, I believe we should respect that belief.
18Rhea,
19That vision’ll keep me smiling all day long.
I believe Jesus Christ is Lord over all creation, so that includes ants. However, even though I like Obama, he is not the same person.
20Thanks for the pic and enjoyed all the funny comments. I sure needed the laugh as I’m running low on Xanax due to the stress over the Cruz shutdown.
21You know, considering that the AntChrist is the sign of the coming of their longed for “end time”, you’d think they’d be happier to see him!
22Posters at Juanita jeans are seriously funny in a good way. Nutjobs….not so much. I’m gonna be giggling all day. Muchas Gracias.
23Forgot this one-how about christ of the antis in Brazil?
24A friend sent me a link to this blog yesterday, and I just gotta say, Juanita Jean, you’re the best thing to happen to this Texas gal since Anne Richards pointed out Paw Bush’ silver foot. Sat up late last night reading previous posts and laughing my butt off. Then this morning to discover that Obama has come to save the ant world got my morning off to a really good giggling start. Sometimes, you just gotta laugh. And you make it much easier to do so. Thank you, from the bottom of my blue Texas heart.
25Rhea @9
Sermon on the antmound.
Am laughing so hard the tears are coming out of my eyes.
26And don’t forget these: Piss Ants or pissants are common description of many small, indoor ants species.
27Driver just learned to spell S T O P to get his learner’s permit.
Christ of the Antis – good one.
28Maybe this person is searching for an island home to start over. May I suggest the Lesser Anthillies?
29License plate starts out with AA. Wonder what that could mean?
30Funniest. Thread. Ever!
Oh, and welcome, Kate Nowak–you’re gonna love it here!
31So, the Ant Christ would be the adversary to the Lord of the Flies?
32Some of my best friends are aunts.
33Had to come back– next day and it’s still funny.
My husband said someone posted this photo on Facebook and added, “I for one welcome our new insect overlords.” Someone else added, “And I look forward to toiling in their underground sugar caves.”
34… Lead us not into sticky traps, but deliver us from magnifying glasses. For thine is the ant mound, and the picnics, and the french fry morsels, forever and ever, Amen.
35I believe I saw a movie in the 50’s called ‘Attack of the Ant, Christ!’ . The title referred to what people exclaimed when the saw this giant ant.
36Everybody gets a Gold Star today!! ROTFLMAO!
37LOL.
38But I owe a bunch of you Texas folks an apology. That idiot is from Washington state, not Texas.
LOL.
39But I owe a bunch of you Texas folks an apology. That idiot is from Washington state – not Texas.
Oh well. Two apologies are better than none.
40Wow! Recovering from surgery has killed my funny bone for a bit—so thank you all! My daughter went on a 10 day silent retreat and phoned me on her way home to try and figure out what was going on! She is/was a Republican and I am a crazy liberal (and ecstatic mystic) so for her to come seeking answers from me was very interesting! When I told her my personal conspiracy theory–that the whackos were bringing it to to the line to force President O to give an executive order and then would try to impeach him for doing so…she was so insulted–has anyone just said, “He’s black, we hate him, we must get rid of him–are any of them honest? And are we going to arrest anyone?” I think it is sedition, myself, so I said, “Email the AG, Holder and tell him to start moving on this, that’s what we can do…I am ready to hang them high, this was planned and has damaged my country…” So not much humor around my house, physical pain has a way of short circuiting that..I am grateful to you guys every day!
41Elise,please hurry up and get better so you can revel in the t-party unraveling. Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine so why not go through JJ’s archives and heal thyself? Sending cyber flowers and candies and best wishes.
42What fabulous comments. Vonda, Boehner is the Grasshopper Christ – very clever.
Tiffany says:
… Lead us not into sticky traps, but deliver us from magnifying glasses. For thine is the ant mound, and the picnics, and the french fry morsels, forever and ever, Amen.
Great laughs for the day.
And, Elise, my condolences on your republican daughter, now THAT must be a cross to bear.
43Elise, I hope your surgery wasn’t where it hurts you to laugh. When I had my gall bladder out the old-fashioned way (foot long incision) my husband and I decided going to the movie to see a comedy would make me feel better. It hurt every time I laughed. So I just hope you could laugh without pain, because no one could keep from laughing at this. Well maybe a tea party conservative.
44Sorry I wasn’t checking your website during the teabagger tantrum. Here in Blue Oregon, its easy to be demoralized about the state of the Lone Star State. Your posts are so funny and your readers so clever that we can actually visualize the state turning bright blue. Humor is more compelling than Kool Aid.
Thanks, Everyone.
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