Caught My Eye
This has been sitting on my manicure table for a while and the more I look at it, the more it bothers me. It is a letter to the FBI from Senators Chuck Grassley, Jeff Sessions, Mike Lee, and – ta da! – Ted Cruz.
They write to the FBI whining about the indictment of Denesh D’Souza for violating federal campaign laws. They are indignant that the FBI conducted this investigation without tell they how they did it.
So, they demand, demand, I tell you!, that FBI Director James Comey answer 12 questions about how the FBI investigates illegal campaign contributions.
The questions go something like this: (Click the little one to get the big one.)
and there’s —-
Y’all, the more I read this, the surer I am that question #13 is:
What much can I cheat without getting caught?
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Yes, that is probably the wording of #13.
1Slow down little troopers. There’s a few questions “we the public” would like to ask of you. Like maybe you could explain which Republican(s) and his/her/their staff lied to ABC News. Quit whining on behalf of that fraud Dinesh D’Souza
http://crooksandliars.com/heather/maddow-fair-game-disclose-names-republican
Rachel Maddow wants answers, too: “When you get lied to, when you are a tool of somebody else’s deception, when you get lied to, the person lying to you is no longer a source, they are news. Their lie to you is itself news and you can report that news. Republican Congressional offices shopped a false dossier as if it was a White House email. That is a story. The office and the staffers and the members of Congress maybe who did that… that is news. And if you know who it is, you can say so.”
So please, stop wasting time with your grandstanding ‘investigations” and answer our questions. You lying loads of gohmert should soon be joining the ranks of the unemployed. Good luck scoring one of the fictitious jobs the GOP created.
2Gives new meaning to the concept of ‘discovery’.
3The fact that Cruz et al. signed that letter to the FBI, which implies unfair treatment, signals another tiresome “we are the victims of the IRS and the FBI” hearing.
4Remember when conservatives used to say “If you are not guilty, you have nothing to worry about?”Of course we always knew they were wrong, but this seems like a good time to rub it in.
5Ralph Wiggam, is the entire GOP on steroids and Viagra? The dick stupid points that way.
Seriously, my wife and I would not accept such lame excuses from her dog.
Holy gohmerts, Ralph, our US Constitution, written by old white slave owners, had provisions to protect us from corporate greed, plus that whole dandy Bill of Rights, which in essence warned us about the GOP of today.
May Eric Holder go Bobby Kennedy on the racist/bigot/stupid.
Rub it in, Ralph? You are on the right track, but let’s bury them in their own gohmerts. Time to stop the GOP thugs from using our own good manners against us.
Nah, “rub it in,” remember Ralph, we have Tea gohmerts who are excited by a bra enhanced, wig challenged Palin and who support a seriously demented wannabe rock-a-billy, draft dodging literal pant load of gohmert raising money for the gohmerts. That is a total Holy Gomert!
6Grassley is a total dick (excuse me, a total Richie, sorry Momma) but I’m pretty sure he’s relatively honest as congressman go. Sadly, Carnival Cruz has looked like a con man since the start.
7Anybody else old enough to remember when the Republicans were the “Law and Order” party? (Well, kinda)
8I am–Ike was the epitome of honor (except with that U2 thing, of course) and service to his country.
9Yes, Old Fart, and they also used to call themselves the “moral majority”. How’s that been working out for them?
10This is all they got? Championing Dinesh the Denier? Of climate change? Of the President’s American birth? And on and on? They have not only found the bottom of the barrel, they dug a hole clear through it and are playing in the fertilizer!
11Check out this photo of Cruz only if you haven’t eaten in last 12 hours or so! Scroll down for his photo.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/dc/congressional-elections-texas-tea-party
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