This has been sitting on my manicure table for a while and the more I look at it, the more it bothers me.  It is a letter to the FBI from Senators Chuck Grassley, Jeff Sessions, Mike Lee, and – ta da! – Ted Cruz.

They write to the FBI whining about the indictment of Denesh D’Souza for violating federal campaign laws.  They are indignant that the FBI conducted this investigation without tell they how they did it.

So, they demand, demand, I tell you!, that FBI Director James Comey answer 12 questions about how the FBI investigates illegal campaign contributions.

The questions go something like this:  (Click the little one to get the big one.)

and there’s —-

Y’all, the more I read this, the surer I am that question #13 is:

What much can I cheat without getting caught?

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.