Okay, here ya go.  Translated from Cuban/Canadian/Texan into English what this means is that he wants to be able to call African Americans the N word, LGBT people the Q word, and Muslims the Sand N words.

Women should be called dames, cute little filly, or simply, sweetheart followed by words fetch me some …

He wants to fly his confederate flag and name all the school Jefferson Davis.

He’s sick of mixed marriages on teevee, and that Neal deGrasse Tyson should have to wear white face when he talking smart.

Black men should not be allowed in the White House because that just doesn’t even make sense.

He wants to preach that Muslim people aren’t even people because they don’t love Jesus.

He wants to rename the Girl Scouts to the Not Lesbian Scouts.

He wants Mexicans to stop talking that moon man – language that he can’t even understand.

He wants people to start naming their kids Ozzie and Harriet like normal people.

Newt Gingrich can roll up here on the boots of ex-wives and kiss my big blue butt.

You know that thing about history repeating itself?  Grab your hat!

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich proposed the creation of a new version of the controversial House Un-American Activities Committee to root out American citizens who plan to commit terrorist attacks in the U.S.

“We originally created the House Un-American Activities Committee to go after Nazis. We passed several laws in 1938 and 1939 to go after Nazis and we made it illegal to help the Nazis. We’re going to presently have to go take the similar steps here,” Gingrich said in a Monday appearance on “Fox and Friends.”

Oh, and Gingrich gets to play the role of Joe McCarthy in this version?

Y’all, he’s serious.

Can I be the first to turn in Newt Gingrich as one who might commit terrorism?  Please, please, pretty please, let me be the first.

Breaking News!

Here’s the story.

Okay, so I figure that Putin wants Donald Trump to be president so badly that Putin should have to list this as an in-kind contribution with the FEC.

Oh y’all, when will Texas rightwing politicians just shuddup.  First Dan Patrick and now Ted Cruz.

Ted issued a statement yesterday explaining how liberals are at fault in Orlando.

For all the Democrats who are loud champions of the gay and lesbian community whenever there is a culture battle waging, now is the opportunity to speak out against an ideology that calls for the murder of gays and lesbians. ISIS and the theocracy in Iran (supported with American taxpayer dollars) regularly murder homosexuals, throwing them from buildings and burying them under rocks. This is wrong, it is evil, and we must all stand against it.

Wait, dude, you won’t even let them go to the bathroom and now you’re leading the “I Love The Gays!” parade?

This is the same guy who spoke at a conference with Kevin Swanson who repeatedly said that gays should be killed and said noting.

Shuddup.  Just shut the hell up.

Thanks to Scott for the heads up.

Tennessee State Representative Andy Holt, a fine specimen of a goofball, is having a fundraiser and what the fool damn tarnation do you think the raffle is about?

The day after a rifle similar to an AR-15 was used to massacre 49 people at an LGBT club in Orlando, Tennessee state Rep. Andy Holt is standing by his decision to give away an AR-15 as a door prize at an upcoming campaign fundraiser and turkey shoot.

In fact, he’s now giving away two. Holt, a Republican, told a reporter who asked if the prize was insensitive in light of the recent shooting, “absolutely not.” Holt told The Tennessean that the only problem with the assault rifle is that “it’s black and it looks real scary.”

No, Andy, you could spray paint that sucker pink and bedazzle the barrel and it would still have no damn use except slaughtering people.  It doesn’t shoot glitter, you know.

Andy was co-sponsor of the Tennessee anti-transgender bathroom bill.  I guess he thinks that transgender people are black and scary but that’s not okay.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Donald Trump is implying that President Obama is complicit in the Orlanda massacre.

“We’re being led by a man who either is not tough, not smart or has something else in mind.”

Using the Fox invention of, “Some people say ….” when literally no one is saying that, Trump leads people to the logical conclusion that Obama probably bought this guy a gun and gave him directions to the nightclub.  Trump explains his first statement.

“And the something else in mind — you know, people can’t believe it. People cannot, they cannot believe that President Obama is acting the way he acts and can’t even mention the words ‘radical Islamic terrorism.’ There’s something going on. It’s inconceivable. There’s something going on.”

You mean there’s something going on besides Trump being the worst hate monger since … I dunno, Ted Cruz?  It’s hard to have a benchmark lately because the GOP is producing them faster than we can take names and kick their butts.

I have something to ask Donald Trump.  Have you seen this guy?

An Indiana man armed with assault rifles and explosive chemicals was arrested on his way to a gay pride event in Los Angeles, police said Sunday.

James Wesley Howell, 20, was arrested when Santa Monica police discovered three assault rifles, high capacity magazines and ammunition in his car, according to a news release from the Santa Monica Police Department. Investigators also recovered a five-gallon bucket “with chemicals capable of forming an improvised explosive device,” police said.

I think we need to build a wall around Indiana.  Right, Trump?