Oh my.

The following is completely stolen and edited off of Facebook from R. Eric Thomas.

Whoever took this photo deserves a Pulitzer Prize. We may be two minutes from doomsday but thank the Lord we still live in a universe where three world leaders can strut into a room like they’re the new interracial male cast of Sex and the City. Like I have ALREADY prepurchased tickets to this film. Out here in these streets looking like Career Day Ken. Looking like the Alternate Universe version of our Current Political Universe. Looking like Tom Ford presents The Avengers. How you going to be one of the leaders of the “free” world and still stalk the runway, killing all our faves?  YES YOU BETTA SALUTE, YOU MOUNTIES! Based solely on this photo all three of them were just declared the first non-drag winners of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Happy Heterosexual Pride Day, y’all. And look at Obama’s smile! Don’t try to tell me that man isn’t angling for the lead in a Rihanna’s next music video. Drake wishes he was this happy. And Drake is so happy. Oh my God. I need to sit down. I’m getting light-headed.

It can’t be said better than that, my friend.

Thanks to Tameika for the heads up.

Okay, so Republican Senator Mike Lee of Utah popped his nose outta joint yesterday throwing a hissy fit about Donald Trump. He said that Trump accused his “best friend’s father of conspiring to kill John Kennedy” (and you thought Ted Cruz didn’t have any friends), that he’s “religiously intolerant,” that people in Utah don’t like him, and that he often dresses in high heels and black knee socks.

Okay, so I made up that last one.  So sue me.

Next thing I see is a story from NBC News about Donald Trump saying “there should be consequences” for Republicans who aren’t supporting him.

Yeah, well, that’s not news.  But, the visuals on the story got me to chuckle.

I had to read it twice before I understood that Trump wasn’t going to waterboard Republicans who don’t support him.

To be honest, I was disappointed because that would have been the absolute coolest Republican convention ever.

Okay, when you can out-Catholic the Pope, you might want to reconsider your position.

The Pope said he feels that the Catholic Church (and by that he means all Christians) needs to apologize to gay people, the poor, “to women who have been exploited, to children forced into labor, apologize for having blessed so many weapons.”

Yeah, he’s saying we’re sinners and should stand in judgment of exactly no one.

Oh hell, no, says Bill Donohue, the president of the Catholic League.

“No,” Donohue said on CNN’s “New Day” Tuesday when asked if he would apologize. “As a matter of fact, I want an apology from gays. I’ve been assaulted by gays. I’ve never assaulted a gay person in my entire life.”

Bless his heart, he does know that assault doesn’t have to be physical, right?

Let me give you an example of assault.  While being interviewed on teevee filled with righteous indignation, Donohue proudly took part in this exchange ….

“Can you show me where Jesus said we should spend time saying we should not let people be who they are and what they’re about?” Cuomo asked.

“There are mobster lifestyles,” Donohue replied, noting that he would condemn violent lifestyles.

See, when you go on teevee and compare gay people to mobsters, that’s an assault.  The Pope is telling you, “Don’t do that crap.”

I hear there’s an opening in the choir at Kim Davis’ church.  Maybe he’d be happier there.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Republicans felt pretty certain that they could win a senate seat in Colorado.  Democrat Michael Bennet, who just barely won in 2010, seemed vulnerable to them.

Colorado Republicans were all set to win, but they couldn’t find a damn candidate.  Apparently, a little known county commissioner with very little financial backing won the primary. And he’s a tad crazy.

Darryl Glenn did it again. With little money and an all-volunteer staff, the county commissioner from El Paso shocked the Republican establishment again Tuesday by clinching the party’s nomination for U.S. Senate and earning a chance to unseat Democratic incumbent Michael Bennet in November.

Glenn is endorsed by Ken Cuccinelli and Sarah Palin.  He has promised “not to work with Democrats” if elected.  He’s Ben Carson minus the sparkling personality.

But here’s the fun part.  In describing the primary, the Denver Post wrote ….

The Election Night results capped a bizarre primary that featured a menagerie of chaos from forgery charges and millionaire candidates to an exploding toilet and a Great Dane named Duke.

Hell, how did we miss that?

Thanks to Bryan for the heads up.

Big tough guy and Donald Trump’s lawyer.

Yeah, Writ Twit, but he has to beat her on votes.

Thanks to P.P. for the heads up.

Damn Old George Will.  In my estimation, George Will is patronizingly smart. Nobody who is really smart patronizes everyone else.  I am quite shocked that he hasn’t gone cross-eyed looking down his nose.  That’s why it’s so much fun to pick on him.

Damn Old George Will has made a pronouncement:  He’s leaving the Republican Party because of Donald Trump.

Well, if he has any intention whatsoever of coming over here to the Democratic Party, he better bring a ladder to climb over my dead body.

Let me see if I have this straight. Richard Nixon wasn’t cause to leave. George W Bush wasn’t cause to leave. Sarah Palin wasn’t even cause to leave. But, Donald Trump, well gee, gotta go!

George is an hour late and dollar short.  He helped create this Trump monster but now he wants to run away?

Damn Old George Will.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.