Former Texas Rick Perry in the Texas Tribune today, explaining why he agreed to be on Dancing With the Stars.
“My daughter’s getting married in October, and I figured if I did the show, I’d at least not embarrass her when we did the father-daughter dance.”
Here’s the plan: if all of us get together and work like the dickens we can get that damn wall built while Trump is on the other side of it.
Grab a shovel!
The Leader of the Republican Party has a campaign manager named Kellyanne Conway. I made a sign for her.
Okay, so it comes about that Kellyanne thinks that the reason women get raped is that we are not as strong as men.
Donald Trump’s new campaign manager said “rape would not exist” if women and men had equal physical capabilities.
“If we were physiologically — not mentally, emotionally, professionally — equal to men, if we were physiologically as strong as men, rape would not exist,” Conway said. “You would be able to defend yourself and fight him off.”
And if I was big enough, I could stop bullets and knives with my bare hands.
Do not dumb here, girl.
Thank to Bryan for the heads up.
And the rest of them wish they’d chosen another political party.
Does anybody have any bets how long it’s going to take the Republican Party to shake the Trump image? And one more thing before I forget. Is there anything in this world more damn pathetic than Mike Pense. Hell, y’all, I almost feel sorry for him. Almost.
Thanks to HeyZeus for the heads up.
Customer Brad Helms sent me this and he made it up hisownself. I admit I had to read it twice and then think about it a minute to “get it.” Once I did, I snorted.
Paul Ryan to announce new group–
Speaker Paul Ryan(R) announce a new group for those appalled at Trump’s divisive rhetoric and embrace of the Alt-Right.
” We’ll be calling it ” A Ryan Brotherhood”, for all those mainstream Republicans who continue to insist they are not racist” a Ryan staffer reported.
Thank you Brad.
Okay, so remember when Newt Gingrich, who claimed to be able to cure all the economic woes of America, ran for president in 2012?
And he overspent his campaign account by $4.6 million? You know, because he’s a economic genius.
So then he tried to stiff the people he owed money to. Newt offered a Debt Settlement Plan (DSP) to the Federal Elections Commission (FEC) to put this matter behind him.
Newt’s offer was : I pay diddle squat and all the people I owe money can either (1) cry me a river, or (2) go straight to hell.
Well, I’ll be damned, the FEC said, “Nope, you dope.”
Click here to read it in a nice, big PDF. You’ll be glad you did because lookie who can cry a river now.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.