Y’all, Louie Gohmert bought another car with his campaign funds.

The last car he bought with campaign funds was a Buick in May of 2014 and then two weeks later he paid $500 to have the locks changed on it.  I dunno why and I don’t want to know.

So, now here it is 18 months later and Louie needs himself a new car.

And, needless to say, Mike Perry is one of Louie’s big donors.

Plus, that boy is real hard on cars.

He’s hard on democracy, too.

You can see other Louie purchases by clicking here.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

We found an honest Republican in Texas.  I know, I know, we never believed it existed.

Christopher Suprun is a Republican elector. He will not vote for Donald Trump and he makes a compelling argument for his reasoning.  I am willing to bet that in the future, Christopher will own the damn I-told-you-so rights at any Republican meeting in Texas.

I am asked to cast a vote on Dec. 19 for someone who shows daily he is not qualified for the office.

It’s worth a full read over at the New York Times.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Y’all, Texas Governor Greg Abbott does not think you are terrified enough about Obama coming for your guns!

Here’s the whole scare-people-for-money email, but here’s the Reader’s Digest edition:

President Barack Obama is FURIOUS.

On January 20, he’s going to hand over the reins of our federal government to Donald Trump – a man he clearly despises.

But with nothing left to lose, I’m afraid President Obama is going to spend the final weeks of his administration looking for every opportunity to go around Congress and destroy our Second Amendment freedoms!

As your Governor, I’m committed to doing everything I can to protect our gun rights – both in this upcoming session of the Texas Legislature and by taking every legal action possible to stop Washington, D.C.’s assaults.

Yeah, that dude is going door-to-door to get your guns.  I mean, he doesn’t have a lot of time to cover the whole country so he’ll probably just sneak in, shoot you, and then make off with your guns.  Or give them to gay people wanting abortions while burning the flag.

Also, Texas law says you can’t give the Governor campaign contributions while the legislature is in session so you better hurry up because after December 10th, you can’t give Greg Abbott money to fight Obama until like … I dunno, this summer, and by then all the damn guns will be in the hands of illegal aliens who want to vote.

GIVE GREG ABBOTT SOME MONEY, DAMMIT!

The best part?  He whines that the Supreme Court is “deadlocked.” Now, whose fault is that?

Y’all, Eric Trump.  Imagine if one of the Obama girls had something this butt ignorant.

The boy ain’t the brightest light on the Christmas tree.

Okay, so here’s the deal.

Baker

Chris Barker, 37, Imperial Wizard of the Loyal White Nights in North Carolina, decided that the Ku Klux Klan needed to hold a parade the celebrate the victory of Brother Donald Trump.

Their plan was to hold the parade in cars because it was way too cold to walk.  The parade and rally was scheduled at 9:00 am in Pelham, North Carolina.  Then the night before the parade, it was moved to Foxboro at 3:00 pm.  Apparently Klan members are a tad sketchy on communication because not everybody got the news.

But, that wasn’t the biggest problem.

The biggest problem, I mean outside the fact that it’s, you know, the Klan, is that Baker and his buddy William Hagen got into an argument with Klan Brother Richard Dillon while at Baker’s house the night before the parade at their planning session.

Well, argument is a weak word.  They stabbed Dillon in the chest and dumped him in the lobby of some office building.

Hagen

Hagen probably got the worst end of this deal because he was arrested that night and did look a tad worse for the wear.

Dillon survived and called for an ambulance the police.  I dunno, from the looks of things, he put up a helluva fight.

By the way, they were going to burn a cross, too.  Barker’s wife was in charge of that:

They were scheduled to hold an evening awards ceremony and a cross burning – if the wind died down, said Mrs Barker, known as the Grand Kommander.

So, to wrap things up, here’s your two car parade, two Klansmen in jail for attempted murder, and one in the hospital.

Well done, guys.  It’s going about a as well as Donald Trump’s cabinet picks.

On the upside:  North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory has finally conceded the race to his Democratic opponent.  However, I do wonder if McCrory knifed anybody last night.

So at 10:00 last night I get a Facebook alert from a distant ex-family member who, even though we rarely speak, was afraid that I was going to die and “the government” doesn’t want to warn me.  Thanks, Obama.

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Yeah, this is a 15 year old phony.

Yeah, we can’t give the terrorists any ideas.  You know, because we don’t have a damn idea to give.

By the way, Glen Eagles Hospital is in Kuala Lumpur.