I’m just gonna leave this right here.

Senator Diane Feinstein’s Mike Flynn time line.

You might want to bookmark that an keep adding to it.

 Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Let’s give a Holy Toledo to Murad Hamedallah of Toledo, Ohio.

A man called the police to report that Hamedallah was heard screaming that he had been shot as he was getting out of his car.

The caller told police he watched Hamedallah walk towards a garbage can on Manhattan before eventually falling to the ground.

When crews arrived, they found Hamedallah with a single gunshot wound that went through his penis and right thigh.

Police found a bullet hole in his driver’s seat; the gun was found behind the garbage can on Manhattan.

The wound was self-inflicted.

Quote of the day:

Hamedallah was taken to St. Vincent Medical Center in Toledo for serious injuries. He’s expected to be okay.

Okay?  Oh, I dunno about that.  He may live, but okay?  No, not okay.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Burnet County, Texas, Republican District Court Judge James Oakley is a straight ticket Republican who I suspect thought he died and went to heaven when Donald Trump was elected.

Judge Oakley just got a reprimand from the Texas Commission on Judicial Conduct because he publicly on damn Facebook commented that a convicted African American defendant needs “a tree and a rope.”

Oh for Pete’s Sake.  A whole big giant reprimand.  But he also got four whole hours of sensitivity training.  Four.  Whole.  Hours.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

Anything catching your ears on fire?

Damn you, Ted Cruz, when are you gonna give it up over Hillary’s emails?

I stood and shoved my fist in the air when Sally Yates shut down Ted Cruz.  If you were watching closely, Amy Klobuchar was leaning forward, looked around to Cruz and smiled as if to say, “she just spanked you.”

It’s here.

NASCAR DRIVER AUSTIN WAYNE SELF HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HIS CAMPING WORLD TRUCK SERIES VEHICLE WILL BE EMBLAZONED WITH DONALD TRUMP CAMPAIGN MARKINGS DURING THE UPCOMING OCTOBER 22 RUN OF FRED’S 250 AT TALLADEGA SUPERSPEEDWAY.

I wonder if he has to report the paint as a campaign contribution.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.

Former Acting Attorney General Sally Yates is scheduled to testify today about her visit to the White House to warn them about Mike Flynn.

I have no idea what she’s going to say, but I suspect that Donald Trump will not be gleeful.  Sad. The biggest sad ever.

So Trump goes to Twitter this morning and says —

He is accusing her of a felony in his own little backdoor way.

The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc’s high-faluntin’ legal counsel Junior Janochek, Jr. advised us …

Witness tampering is the act of attempting to alter or prevent the testimony of witnesses within criminal or civil proceedings. Laws regarding witness tampering also apply to proceedings before Congress, executive departments, and administrative agencies.

Trump, of course, offers no proof or even probable suspicion that Sally Yates leaked to the press, but I think she did it while personally driving 3 million undocumented immigrants to polls to vote.

Is anybody keeping a list of impeachable offenses?