If you’re keeping score at home —

Sean Spicer is out.  He resigned.  SNL will be so sad.

Trump legal team spokesman Mark Corallo resigned. He had some dignity remaining and wanted to keep it.

Next up: Will Baron Trump resign sonship?

Here ya go.

• The Washington Post claims President Trump asked advisers about how to pardon himself, his family and his businesses on Thursday
• Separately, he has asked his lawyers to dig up dirt on former FBI Director Robert Mueller in an effort to discredit his Russia investigation, it was claimed
• At the same time, Mark Corallo, the spokesman from his legal team resigned
• Corallo did not want to publicly criticize Mueller as instructed, sources said
• Trump ordered a reshuffle of the team late on Thursday night as a result
• His long-serving personal lawyer Marc Kasowitz will see his responsibilities reduced as a result, it was claimed

Here’s where we are.  Republican Senator Bob Corker said, “Things are starting to feel incoherent.”

Starting?  Starting?  Hell, Senator, we passed incoherent three months ago. We’re at fully discombobulated with some damn whipped cream on top.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.

Oh, y’all, this is so sweet of them.

Deutsche Bank has agreed to hand over records of its financial dealings with President Donald Trump after months of stalling and insistence that the records are confidential and privileged information.

Everybody send them a thank you note, okay?  Deutsche Bank has loaned Trump over a billion dollars even when no one else would.

In response to inquiries by Congressional Democrats, initially Deutsche Bank balked, citing privacy laws. However, on Wednesday the company agreed to comply with investigators.

Yeah, because, you know, organized crime is illegal all over the place.

And it appears that the only person at Fox News who still supports Trump is Sean Hannity.  All the rest of them have had about a gallon too much of him already.

Hey, even OJ had a better day than Donald Trump.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up. 

Miami, Florida.  Get off my lawn!

On Wednesday, Florida resident Jorge Jove clearly couldn’t stomach the sight of an AT&T work truck parked out front of his house. Naturally, police say, he retrieved a revolver and started shooting out the tires and engine.

Seriously.  A very brave AT&T person filmed the whole thing as Jove pulled the trigger at least 18 times, reloading as he went.  There were two trucks and apparently they deserved it.

Lord, I love You Tube.

Some poor guy was stuck up in the basket.

I love the AT&T worker trying to explain to the 911 operator what is happening.

I’ll betcha this guy owns a Trump hat.

Thanks to Mark in Austin for the heads up.

Okay, so yesterday Donald Trump set a red line for Robert Mueller – don’t investigate my personal finances.

Mueller replies.

As part of their investigation, Mueller’s team has issued subpoenas to banks and filed requests for bank records to foreign lenders under mutual legal assistance treaties, according to two of the people familiar with the matter.

Trump’s personal finances are like a bushel basket of used wire coat hangers. And the name printed on the basket is Russia.

Everybody start saving your money because if Trump fires Mueller, we are all going to Washington DeeCee to pitch a snot-nosed hissy fit.  I’m serious.

For about 3 seconds, I cheered when I saw this —

And then I snapped back to where I am.  Oh hell no.

Oh hell no.

I do not want Jeff Sessions as attorney general.  However, I am temporarily please that someone, even a sniveling racist, stood up to Trump.