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This is What Happens When You Have Young Friends Filled With Sass

August 13, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have a young friend who sent me a picture of a Swedish woman in 1985 hitting a neo-Nazi with her purse.

The subject line of the email?  Susan, is this you?

 

 

No, but that can be arranged.

Thanks to Brenda for the heads up.

Thanks, FLOTUS

August 12, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Virginia is holding a civil war this morning?  White Nationalist are fighting over the removal of a Robert E Lee statue. Did we hear from the President?  The Vice President?  The Attorney General?

Nope.

The only person in the White House we have heard from so far this morning is the FLOTUS.

 

Thank you, Melania.

 

Weekend Fun

August 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The publishers of The Guardian asked professional writers how they think Trump would rewrite the words on the Statue of Liberty since Stephen Miller informed us those words weren’t always there.

Enjoy!

Thanks to Craig for the heads up.

Here’s You Some Fresh Voter Fraud!

August 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Well, they finally discovered one of Trump’s illegal voters.

 

Okay, here’s the deal.  Steve Curtis, the former GOP state chairman in Colorado, filled out and mail in his ex-wife’s ballot for the 2016 presidential election and she is plenty mad.   They caught it when the signature on the ballot carrier envelope and the signature on her voter registration did not match.

Steve was silent when asked about it, but his ex wasn’t.

[She] said she never predicted her ex-husband would allegedly mail in her ballot and sign her name.

“It was demeaning and presumptuous, and I had no idea what would go on in someone’s mind to cast my ballot for me illegally, actually to go to all the trouble to forge my ballot,” Kelly Curtis said.

Oh yeah, she’s hunting for bear.

So, now we know that Hillary won by 3,000,001.

Thanks to Larry for the heads up.

Wait, Wait. Is This a Prima Facia Case for Mueller?

August 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

He was not joking.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THagsy2l0OU

Thank you, sir.  Can I have another?

It was an anti-American action for Putin to expel the diplomats.  Putin sends members of the American diplomatic corp home and Trump defends Putin.

Amazing.

 

This Ain’t The Damn Onion

August 10, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

 

They are not kidding.

Half of Republicans would destroy democracy to kiss Trump’s behind.

Trump is right – he could murder someone cold blooded in broad damn daylight and they wouldn’t care.

Well, I guess that’s going in his daily ego folder.

Nearly half of Republicans (47 percent) believe that Trump won the popular vote, which is similar to this finding. Larger fractions believe that millions of illegal immigrants voted (68 percent) and that voter fraud happens somewhat or very often (73 percent). Again, this is similar to previous polls.

All those cuts in education budgets?  So not worth it.