Here it is – living history.

Just shuddup about the Democrats having a circular firing squad because the Republicans came along and stole your thunder.

In 12 hours, record time, the Bushes said Donald Trump was worse than having the mumps on Christmas Day and Trump immediately fired back that the Bushes suck bigly because … well surely he can think of something in a minute.

It started when both the Bushes admitted they had not voted for Trump.  Then Daddy Bush called him a “blowhard.”  And then Baby Bush says that Trump, “doesn’t know what it means to be president.”  You know, like Baby Bush ever got the hang of it.  However, for the first time ever, I am not disagreeing with the Bushes.

So, within hours, the White House responds …

“If one presidential candidate can disassemble a political party, it speaks volumes about how strong a legacy its past two presidents really had,” the White House said in a statement.

The White House also hit the former Bush presidents on the Iraq war, calling it “one of the greatest foreign policy mistakes in American history.”

Although I doubt he wrote this, Trump does have a point there.

So, it’ll continue tomorrow morning when Trump tweets again.  And then it will continue for days and days after that.

A fight with the Bushes?  Really, Trump? That’s the best you can do?  Here, Trump, please meet Karl Rove.  He hates you.

We have a game at the beauty salon when things get boring.

Did Michael Flynn flip or not?

You gotta wonder why Flynn wasn’t in the first round of indictments.

Do they think it would be a waste of time since Trump will just pardon him?

Do you think Flynn was willing to risk losing his military pension for a guy who threw him under the bus to save Mike Pence?

Since his son is also in a wad a trouble, was Flynn willing to cooperate if his son got off the hook?  You know, like Jared’s dad did.

If he afraid that Lock Her Up will become Lock Him Up And Throw Away The Key?

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island thinks Flynn is singing like the fat lady.

All the signals are suggesting he is already cooperating with the FBI, and may have been for some time. First of all, they had him dead to rights on a felony false statement, on the statement they took from him at the White House on the Kislyak conversations. Second, Comey reported that one of the things the FBI does with cooperators is get them to go back and clean up areas of non-compliance. Flynn, who will never be hired by a foreign government again, went back and cleaned up his foreign agent filings. Third, all of the reporting of the Eastern District of VA on subpoenas is one hop away from Flynn. He is the hole in a donut of subpoenas.

Here’s my theory.  It ain’t like Flynn to be quiet.  He shoots off his mouth a lot.  He is a man of many opinions – most of them very weird.

My bet is that he is and if he ain’t, he’s a bigger damn fool than I thought.

Y’all, Junior Janochek, Jr. is very excited.  He’s hoping to raise enough money to bail his mother out of jail after she had that unfortunate tractor accident involving that cute little ole widow woman down at Buck Pochek’s Rural Entertainment Consortium, the details of which are better left to TMZ.

Junior has discovered that he can announce that he’s running for Governor of Texas, get some tee-shirts and yard signs printed, and sell those suckers to raise money.  Junior ain’t gonna run for governor because who the hell wants to be governor, but he needs money.

And where did he discover this method of monetary bliss?

It seems that Kid Rock announced a run for Senate and sold a mess of tee-shirts and yard signs.  Now he’s not telling where the money went.

Kid says he never intended to run for senate.  It looks like there will be showdown at the Federal Elections Commission.

Until then, wish Junior, Jr luck with getting his momma outta jail before Black Friday because there’s this electric knife down at Walmart … you don’t wanna know.

Just when you think it can’t get any more foolish —

“The saddest thing is that because I’m the President of the United States I’m not supposed to be involved with the Justice Department, I’m not supposed to be involved with the FBI, I’m not supposed to be doing the kinds of things I would love to be doing and I’m very frustrated by it. I look at what’s happening with the Justice Department, why aren’t they going after Hillary Clinton with her emails and with the dossier and the kind of money?”

Thank you, Mussolini Trump.

Good Lord, he makes good friends with Russia and suddenly thinks he’s Stalin.

Thanks to Bunny for the graphic she says she found on Twitter.

Lamar Smith, the longtime Republican congressman from the Texas 21st (think San Antonio) is retiring.  It’s not a shock, but it is a small surprise.

The 21st is called a safe Republican seat but, who knows nowadays?

Today, Sam Clovis, Trump’s nominee for chief scientist at the USDA who has no science training whatsoever, withdrew his nomination today because he’s tied to the Russian investigation.  Who the fool tarnation isn’t tied to Russia in the Trump administration?

Oh, probably Rick Perry.  UnRussian Rick is just too damn dumb and weird to be tied to anything.  Like, you know, common sense.

Perry — the former Republican governor of Texas and erstwhile presidential candidate — told Todd and VandeHei that a young girl he met in a remote African village uses a fire that emanates toxic smoke to read by.

“But also from the standpoint of sexual assault,” Perry said. “When the lights are on, when you have light that shines the righteousness, if you will, on those types of acts.”

He went on, “So, from the standpoint of how you really affect people’s lives, fossil fuels is going to play a role in that. I happen to think it’s going to be a positive role.”

Yeah, support Rick Perry because his energy can positively glow and shine righteousness on those types of acts.

It was also stunning to learn that only fossil fuels can emit light.  Thanks, Rick.

I’m not going to let Rick off the hook for just being dumb.  He’s also crooked.  He’s tied to the Whitefish Energy Company.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.