We’ve have raised $3,570 from 80 donors to pay for the ballot by mail program for Texas Democrats.  You are amazing and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

If you are not one of those donors, please become one.  We need $430 to reach our goal.  I have new small counties that need adopting.  Please go find one you’re willing to help.

Look at it this way, if we reach the $4,000 mark, I won’t ask you for money for two years.  If we don’t, I’ll keep whining.  Your choice.

By the way, please feel free to go over $4,000.  We’ll use the leftovers to fund another beauty shop project.

Christopher Steele, the former British Intelligence Officer, recently reckoned that his dossier on Trump and Russia is at least “between 70 – 90% accurate.”

That’s impressive compared to Jeff Session’s congressional testimony, which rings in at 15 – 20% accurate.

Judge Roy Moore is hankering for a fight, y’all.

Uh, there might be a desperate cry for help here, y’all.

Bring It On is a movie about high school cheerleaders.

Yes, he did that.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

Okay, I’m fixing to make your whole day.

Just click right here.  It’s work safe, has music, and is double damn guaranteed to make your day.

You’re very welcome.

Okay, remember the 36 year old guy who Trump nominated to a lifetime appointment as a federal judge who has never tried a lawsuit, was unanimously rated Not Qualified by the American Bar Association, didn’t disclose that he is married to the chief of staff to the White House counsel, and has spent the past year as a ghost hunter?

Brett Talley is a mess.

Now he’s a mess plus because it appears that he’s defended the original KKK on an Alabama message board.  Yep. the hits just keep on comin’.

Remember when Trump promised to nominate “only the very best”?  Well, he didn’t say only the very best at what.

Oh dear Lord in heaven above – this is my sheriff.  No, seriously.  In my county. He’s sitting at a desk just two miles away from where I am right now.  I can prove it.

My damn sheriff.

Okay, the sheriff just announced that he’s in cahoots to intimidate a citizen who is within their rights protected by political speech.  You cannot say F*** on my website, but you can anywhere else. In 1979, the Supreme Court said that you can use the word F*** in political speech.  In Cohen vs. California the court said that a jacket saying “F*** the Draft!” was political speech.  You’d think the prosecutor would know that.  You’d think.  And you’d be wrong.

Sheriff Nehls used to publicly call President Barack Obama, “That clown in Washington.”  I think that’s obscene but I didn’t threaten to have him arrested.  Because I’m not a little damn snowflake.

HERE’S THE REAL DEAL:  Sheriff Nehl’s is planning on running for Congress in the Republican primary against Republican Pete Olson.  Under weird Texas rules, if Nehls resigns before the filing deadline on December 11th, his position will be on the next November ballot.  He’s planning on withdrawing 3 days before the deadline so only his idiot brother will know to file for sheriff.  But his idiot brother is an idiot and leaked the plan.  There will be a Democrat filing. I got this, y’all.

Thanks to Brian C for the heads up.