It’s time for that annual ritual that brings joy to all who partake.  The Starbucks Holiday cup.

This year, it’s obviously promoting lesbianism. Just take a look for yourself.

See the two hands? The Steeple People say that’s two women holding hands.  I do not know how they arrived at that conclusion but they did and they are mighty proud of it.

They believe that people of lesser intellect, like you and me, would ever see this but be heavily influenced to go out on the town and decide to be a lesbian.  I will admit that all the news about men behaving badly, I know for a fact that if lesbianism were a choice, I’d be one.

Thanks, Starbucks, for reminding me.

Thanks to Bud and Kelly for the heads up.

Jeanine Pirro must have been running from a Mueller subpoena.

ALBANY — Fox News host and TV judge Jeanine Pirro is heading to court herself after being ticketed for excessive speeding Sunday in upstate New York.

State Police say Pirro was clocked driving 119 mph in a 65 mph zone when she was stopped by a trooper at about 1:15 p.m. Sunday afternoon in the Town of Nichols in Tioga County.

Honestly, I didn’t know that brooms could go that fast.

Pirro says she had driven several hours to see her 89 year old ailing mother and “did not realize how fast,” she was going.

I dunno, maybe this on her windshield would have been a hint.

Slow down. girl, speed kills.

She says she will take whatever punishment is due her.  Like she has a choice in the matter.

Interview of a Trump voter.

Mark Lee explained that he love that Trump’s idea, “America First” and that the president is not a politician. “He’s there for the little guy,” added Lee. He went on to say he loved that Trump was draining the swamp and that the millionaires in Trump’s cabinet were not politicians.

Lee went on to say that he trusts the president so much that if Jesus Christ himself got “down off the cross to tell me Trump is with Russia, I’d have to check with Trump.”

Yes, of course, Lee calls himself a Christian.

Okay, let’s check the non politicians in Trump’s cabinet.  Jeff Sessions, Wilbur Ross, Rick Perry, Ben Carson, Elaine Chou (wife of Mitch McConnell), Nikki Haley, Dan Coats, Sonny Perdue, Ryan Zinke, Scott Pruitt … no, no, wait. Those are the politicians.

That only leaves Rex Tillerson, James Mathis, Steven Mnuchin, Betsy DeVos and, Honey, those guys are the swamp.

Let’s talk about Jesus now. Jesus, Lee, what he hell is wrong with you?  You sure got yourself a man crush on Trump.

I figure Lee is purposefully trying to get into hell so he can stay with Trump.

Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.

I know you guys are probably getting tired of Twitter, but …

Oh Lord, now we’re going to start putting random words in quotation marks?

I am pretty sure that Jeff Flake says bad things about the president pretty much right out in the open. But, that still leaves me to question this “mike” dude.  Is “mike” a euphemism for dope or something? Is that what Jeff Flake was on?

I think Trump meant mic, as in microphone.  But you never know.

I think maybe he put toast in quotation marks because … oh hell, your guess is as good as mine.

Well, it appears that General H. R. McMaster thinks Trump is a dope.

National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster mocked President Trump’s intelligence at a private dinner with a powerful tech CEO, according to five sources with knowledge of the conversation.

Over a July dinner with Oracle CEO Safra Catz — who has been mentioned as a candidate for several potential administration jobs — McMaster bluntly trashed his boss, said the sources, four of whom told BuzzFeed News they heard about the exchange directly from Catz. The top national security official dismissed the president variously as an “idiot” and a “dope” with the intelligence of a “kindergartner,” the sources said.

Of course, the White House and Oracle deny the claims. I mean, denied that McMaster said it at the dinner.  They could not, however, deny the truth of the statements.